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• Nation Wakes Up Wondering WTF Will Go Wrong Today

  By theunozblog on 08/04/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  The Nation of Australia has woken up this morning and collectively wondered what the fuck will go wrong today, as the year 2020, which has thus far delivered bushfires, floods, George Pell, plagues and a world-wide pandemic rolls on. “Oh… Read More ›

• Pell Ecstatic To Once Again Be Free To Touch The Children Of Australia

  By theunozblog on 07/04/2020 • ( 1 )

  

  Cardinal Pell has talked of his relief at being released from prison, following the overturning of his conviction by the High Court. The Cardinal spoke enthusiastically about being allowed to once again reach out and touch the children of Australia…. Read More ›

• Bolt Demands That The Nation’s Parks And Playgrounds Be Opened For George Pell

  By theunozblog on 07/04/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s ‘most-read blogger’ and aspiring detective Andrew Bolt has called upon the Nation’s leaders to cancel the Australia-wide lock down and open up the country’s parks and playgrounds from tomorrow, as he anticipates that disgraced Cardinal George Pell will be… Read More ›

• Nation Deemed To Be Suffering Stockholm Syndrome As ScoMo’s Popularity Soars

  By theunozblog on 06/04/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s psychologists fear the the Nation may be suffering from the psychological condition known as Stockholm syndrome following news overnight that the Prime Minister’s popularity has skyrocketed as the Nation endures a pandemic inspired lock down. ”It’s quite common for… Read More ›

• Housebound Cats Overdosing On Schadenfreude Right Now

  By theunozblog on 03/04/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Reports are coming in that housebound cats across the nation are currently in full schadenfreude-mode as their human owners get to experience the torture they have inflicted on their felines. “Oh, you can’t go out to the pub for a… Read More ›

• Scotty From Marketing Tells The Media That A Ship Is Not A Boat

  By theunozblog on 03/04/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has used his daily press conference to berate the country’s media over their confusion between a ship and a boat. “In times like these the last thing we need is for the media to… Read More ›

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