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• Hanson Calls For Sanctions To Be Placed On Mexico In Retaliation For The Corona Virus

  By theunozblog on 31/01/2020 • ( 1 )

  

  One Nation Senator Pauline Hanson has lashed out at Mexico and called for the United Nations to place sanctions on the country following the outbreak of the Corona virus. “How dare these Mexicans infect the World with their Corona virus,”… Read More ›

• Scotty From Marketing Pledges To Start Fracking Engadine Maccas

  By theunozblog on 30/01/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Following his address to the National Press Club in which he announced the Government’s plan to frack Australia great again, the Prime Minister has announced the location of the countries first full scale frack, Engadine Maccas. “My Government is committed… Read More ›

• Liberal Party To Launch New Product: Scotty 2.0

  By theunozblog on 29/01/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  The Liberal party has announced that they plan to launch their new product the ‘Scotty 2.0’ at the National Press Club this week. With hopes that the Scotty 2.0 can, if not win them the next election at least stave… Read More ›

• Thousands Infected Over The Australia Day Weekend With Deadly VB Virus

  By theunozblog on 28/01/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  The Department of Health and the Australian National Centre for Disease Control have confirmed that thousands of Australians have been struck down with the Victoria Bitter virus. The outbreak occurred over the Australia Day long weekend, with many sufferers forced… Read More ›

• Plibersek Proposes Issuing All Teenagers With An Australian Flag Cape

  By theunozblog on 28/01/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Labor’s Tanya Plibersek has followed up her call for all School Children to pledge allegiance to Australia with plans for Labor, should they win the next election, to provide every Australian teenager with an Australian flag cape. “Labor has looked… Read More ›

• Bookies Install George Pell As Unbackable Favourite To Be Named 2021 Australian Of The Year

  By theunozblog on 27/01/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Bookmakers have released the odds for next year’s Australian of the year award with almost all of them installing currently imprisoned Cardinal, George Pell as an unbackable favourite to win the award. “It may sound like a long shot… Read More ›

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