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• BREAKING: Miranda Devine Tipped To Be Named Australian Of The Year

  By theunozblog on 25/01/2020 • ( 2 )

  

  In breaking news Prime Minister Scott Morrison will later today name News Corp columnist and self-described ‘reformed mathematician’ Miranda Devine as this year’s Australian of the Year. “This is is a bit of a left field pick, considering Miranda is… Read More ›

• Joyce Tipped To Replace McKenzie In ScoMo’s Ministry As Minister For Affairs

  By theunozblog on 24/01/2020 • ( 1 )

  

  Former Nationals Leader Barnaby Joyce has been tipped to replace his colleague Bridget McKenzie in Prime Minister Scott Morrison’s cabinet, as the Government’s Minister for Affairs. “Barnaby has spent his time in the wilderness and touch wood he hasn’t impregnated… Read More ›

• ‘Experience The Future Now’: Desperate Tourism Australia Tries New Slogan

  By theunozblog on 23/01/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Since Tourism Australia had to pull its ad claiming this place is heaps better than the UK, seeing as “everything’s on fire” is something the UK has so far only managed metaphorically, our tourism chiefs have been scratching their heads… Read More ›

• Christensen Furious That The Manila Table Tennis Club Got No Funding From Bridget McKenzie

  By theunozblog on 22/01/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  The Coalition’s Minister for Manila George Christensen has launched a furious attack on his Coalition colleague Bridget McKenzie after she failed to allocate any funding to the Manila Table Tennis Club of which he is a patron in the last… Read More ›

• ScoMo Convenes A Focus Group To Workshop A New Nickname

  By theunozblog on 22/01/2020 • ( 1 )

  

  Prime Minister ScoMo has put together a focus group to workshop a new nickname after rejecting Scotty From Marketing. A nickname bestowed upon him by the satirical publication The Betoota Advocate. “The Prime Minister is definitely a man of the… Read More ›

• ScoMo Waits For A Plague Of Locusts To Hit Canberra Following The Hail

  By theunozblog on 21/01/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Prime Minister ScoMo is currently hunkered down in a Canberra bunker awaiting the arrival of a plague of locusts that he believes will hit Canberra following the city yesterday being hit by a plague of hail. ”The Prime Minister is… Read More ›

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