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• Bridget McKenzie Appointed Special Envoy For Driving Tourism To Marginally Held Electorates

  By theunozblog on 20/01/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Scotty from Marketing aka Prime Minister ScoMo has today announced that he has appointed beleaguered National’s Minister Bridget McKenzie as a Special Envoy for Tourism. Special Envoy McKenzie will be charged with leading a push to drive tourists both local… Read More ›

• Government Introduces New INCREDIBLY Optional Code Of Ministerial Conduct

  By theunozblog on 17/01/2020 • ( 1 )

  

  In response to the Auditor General’s finding that a $100m program of sports funding was used to “pork barrel”, the Federal Government has decided to implement a new code for ministers reminiscent of the Howard Government’s Code of Conduct. To… Read More ›

• Good News As Millions Of Spiders And Other Dickhead Animals Die In Bushfires

  By theunaustralianblog on 16/01/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  A positive has emerged from Australia’s summer of bushfires as scientists report that countless spiders, ticks, ants and other dickhead animals have perished in the flames. “Those little eight legged bastards can scuttle as fast as they want but they… Read More ›

• Tasmanian Premier Quits Politics To Spend More Time With His Other Head

  By theunaustralianblog on 15/01/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Tasmanian Premier Will Hodgman has resigned saying he wants to spend more time getting to know his other head. “Politics is hard work and I’ve found that I’ve drifted apart from my other head over the past five years,” said… Read More ›

• George Christensen Organises Fundraiser For Filipino Victims Of The Australian Bushfires

  By theunozblog on 14/01/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  The Morrison Government’s Minister for Manila George Christensen has been kept busy trying to organise a fundraiser for Filipino victims of the Australian bushfires. “The bushfires in Australia are taking an horrific toll not just here but abroad,” said the… Read More ›

• Hanson Doesn’t Rule Out The Earth Being Flat And Exacerbating The Bushfires

  By theunozblog on 14/01/2020 • ( 1 )

  

  One Nation leader Senator Pauline Hanson has refused to rule out the World being flat and the effect of which exacerbating the current bushfires burning in Australia. “We can’t say for sure that the earth is round,” said Senator Hanson…. Read More ›

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