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• Morrison Banking On Rising Sea Levels To Put The Bushfires Out

  By theunozblog on 13/01/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s Prime Minister (for now) Scott Morrison has told colleagues to not worry too much about the bushfires as they will soon be extinguished by rising sea levels caused by climate change. “Yeah Scotty’s not too phased by the bushfires… Read More ›

• ScoMo Pledges To Book Next Hawaiian Vacation At Regional Flight Centre

  By theunozblog on 10/01/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Prime Minister Scott Morrison has declared that going forward he will book all his future Hawaiian vacations at regional Flight Centres around Australia. ”I understand that regional Australia is hurting due to drought and bushfires,” said the Prime Minister. “So… Read More ›

• Barnaby Offers Up A Bed To Any Ladies Evacuated Due To Bushfires – No Uggo’s

  By theunozblog on 09/01/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has let it be known to all Australians (well the female ones) that should they need it there is always a warm bed and a shoulder to cry on at his place. “Barnaby has… Read More ›

• Senator Roberts Suggests Bushfires Be Doused In Corn To Create A Popcorn Smell To Mask Smoke

  By theunozblog on 08/01/2020 • ( 1 )

  

  One Nation’s leading mind (sic) Malcolm Roberts has called on fire fighters to throw tonnes of corn onto the fires to create popcorn. The smell of which would waft into cities masking the more pungent smell of the bushfire smoke…. Read More ›

• Government Announces Recasting With The Part Of Craig Kelly To Be Played By A Lump Of Coal

  By theunozblog on 08/01/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  The Morrison Government has today announced that they will be recasting the role of Craig Kelly with a lump of coal set to take the Member for Hughes’ place. “From time to time in a TV series for whatever reason… Read More ›

• “Come See The Dinosaurs” Says New Tourism Ad Fronted By Craig Kelly

  By theunozblog on 07/01/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Tourism Australia has launched a new world wide campaign that encourages people to visit Australia and see the dinosaurs. With Government Minister and prominent climate change denier Craig Kelly chosen to be the face of the campaign. “With the bushfires… Read More ›

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