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• Scotty From Marketing Promises Free Tickets To The Cricket For All Those Affected By The Bushfires

  By theunozblog on 02/01/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Scotty from Marketing aka Prime Minister ScoMo has today announced a relief package of free tickets to the cricket for all those affected by the bushfires this summer. “I know Australia is doing it tough at the moment but if… Read More ›

• BREAKING: NSW Cancels NYE Fireworks With Pokies To Replace Fireworks On The Bridge

  By theunozblog on 30/12/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has announced that this year’s New Year’s Eve fireworks display will be cancelled due to the bushfires with pokies machines to be wheeled onto the bridge as an appropriate replacement. “We consulted with the appropriate authorities… Read More ›

• The (un)Australian’s 2019 Person Of The Year

  By theunozblog on 24/12/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  The (un)Australian’s Person of the Year award is one of the most anticipated events of the year, with defamation lawyers everywhere especially keen to see the list. This year the team behind theunaustralian.net spent weeks/months/all year putting off putting together… Read More ›

• Pell Snares Role Of ‘Wise Man’ In Prison Christmas Play

  By theunozblog on 23/12/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Imprisoned religious figure, Cardinal George Pell, has secured the role as one of the Wise Men in his prison’s upcoming Christmas eve play. The disgraced figurehead has been trying to get into character the past week, but is struggling to… Read More ›

• ScoMo Pledges To Plant 1000’s Of Palm Trees To Replace Bush Lost To Fire

  By theunozblog on 23/12/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Prime Minister ScoMo fresh off the plane from Hawaii has pledged to replace the 1000’s of hectares of lost bush caused by the horrific bushfires with as many palm trees as he can source. “My trip to Hawaii wasn’t just… Read More ›

• ScoMo Regrets Allowing Dutton To Arm Border Force With Machine Guns

  By theunozblog on 20/12/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Prime Minister (for now) Scott Morrison currently attempting to re-enter the country after an overseas jaunt to Hawaii has expressed his frustration at allowing the Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton to arm Border Force agents based at airports… Read More ›

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