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• Right-Wing Liberal Party Members Convinced That Man Who Bungled Leadership Challenge Would’ve Won Them Victoria

  By theunozblog on 26/11/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  As the fall-out from the Coalition’s disastrous performance at the weekend’s Victorian State election continues members of the party’s right-wing are convinced that the man who bungled his own leadership challenge, Peter Dutton would’ve led them to a different result…. Read More ›

• Adventure Tourist Killed By Isolated Tribe From Sutherland Shire

  By theunaustralianblog on 23/11/2018 • ( 1 )

  

  An American adventurer has been killed while attempting to make contact with the peoples of the remote Sutherland Shire. “The young man ignored warnings and foolishly attempted to cross Tom Uglys Bridge and was cut down with a hail of… Read More ›

• Liberal Party’s Plan To Expel Turnbull Fails After Someone Put Peter Dutton In Charge Of Organising The Numbers

  By theunozblog on 22/11/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  The Roseville branch of the Liberal party’s plan to expel former Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has failed after they left the task of organising the numbers in the hands of Minister for the dark arts Peter Dutton. “You’d think we’d… Read More ›

• Dutton Reaches Out To Julian Assange To Offer Him Sanctuary On Nauru

  By theunozblog on 21/11/2018 • ( 1 )

  

  Minister for the dark arts Peter Dutton has reached out to Wikileaks founder Julian Assange to offer the stranded Australian sanctuary on the Government’s newest luxury resort island Nauru. “Ah, look a lot of people have me figured out wrong,… Read More ›

• Muppet Fined For Calling Kermit The Frog a ‘F****** Scott Morrison’

  By theunaustralianblog on 20/11/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  The Great Gonzo has been handed a $500 fine for behaving in an offensive manner after calling host Kermit The Frog a ’f****** Scott Morrison’ during a heated rehearsal for the popular TV show. “Kermit and Miss Piggy were trying… Read More ›

• Morrison Challenges Pamela Anderson To Debate His New Adviser Lara Bingle In A Pool Full Of Jelly

  By theunozblog on 20/11/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Prime Minister Scott Morrison has taken some time out from the Canberra thought bubble to respond to American actress Pamela Anderson’s call to step in and help Wikileaks founder Julian Assange. Mr Morrison informed Ms Anderson that she should discuss… Read More ›

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