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• Release Herpes Into Parliament Now, Joyce Urges

  By theunozblog on 19/11/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Special envoy for the drought Barnaby Joyce is pushing for the immediate release of a deadly herpes virus into parliament despite scientific warnings against it. “Look Parliament house is plagued and the only way you get rid of a plague… Read More ›

• Mick Fannings Installed At Every Beach To Repel Sharks

  By theunaustralianblog on 16/11/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  The NSW government has reacted to a spate of shark attacks by installing Mick Fannings at every beach in an effort to keep swimmers safe over the summer. “A line of Mick Fannings stretching from Eden to Tweed Heads will… Read More ›

• Morrison Appoints Abbott As Special Envoy To Bunnings To Sort Out The Onion Mess

  By theunozblog on 15/11/2018 • ( 1 )

  

  Prime Minister (as at the time of writing this article) Scott Morrison has taken time out of the ASEAN conference to deal with the domestic crisis of onions in Bunnings sausages by appointing former Prime Minister Tony Abbott as Special… Read More ›

• Barnaby Joyce Offers To Mentor Greens MP Jeremy Buckingham

  By theunozblog on 14/11/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Special envoy for the drought Barnaby Joyce has reached out to beleaguered NSW Greens MP Jeremy Buckingham offering to take him under his wing in a kind of mentor type role. “Too often in parliament we are not there for… Read More ›

• Government Denies ‘Inappropriately Touching’ The ABC

  By theunozblog on 13/11/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  The Australian Government has strongly denied allegations made that it inappropriately touched the national broadcaster the ABC. The allegations came following last night’s 4 Corners program. “This is completely untrue we have never touched nor interfered with the ABC,” said… Read More ›

• Peter Dutton Tells Islamic Leaders To Take The Blame For Him Not Being Prime Minister

  By theunozblog on 12/11/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Minister for Home Affairs Peter Dutton has launched a blistering attack on Australia’s Islamic leaders claiming they are to blame for his failed attempt to take the Prime Ministership earlier this year. “It’s time the Islamic community rallied behind the… Read More ›

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