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• Scott Morrison Hires Alf From “Home And Away” As Speechwriter

  By theunaustralianblog on 02/11/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  The Prime Minister has hired caravan park owner Alf Stewart as his new speech writer, replacing his current team of university educated policy wonks with their big long words that the average dad at the netball doesn’t want to hear…. Read More ›

• Teary-Eyed Dave Warner Cops Brutal “More Dots Than A Dalmatian” Sledge

  By theunaustralianblog on 31/10/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Banned Australian opening batsman Dave Warner has revealed that he walked off the cricket pitch last weekend after a slips fieldsman taunted him with a heartless call of “more dots than a dalmatian” after he’d played out a maiden over…. Read More ›

• Abbott Says Australia Should Move Its Israeli Embassy From Tel Aviv To Nauru

  By theunozblog on 30/10/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has called on his colleagues to consider moving Australia’s Israeli embassy from Tel Aviv to ‘beautiful’ Nauru. “I know my good friend President Trump has talked of moving the American embassy from Tel Aviv to… Read More ›

• Warner Demands Tough Action Be Taken On People Who Sledge (Him)

  By theunozblog on 29/10/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Cricket’s current sheikh of sandpaper David Warner has called on his bosses at Cricket Australia to crack down and take action against people who sledge (him) on and off the field. “I think most people in Australia called David… Read More ›

• Sydney Faces Crash In Conversations About Housing Prices

  By theunaustralianblog on 24/10/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  The amount of conversations about housing prices reached a 10-year low at barbecues all around Sydney on the weekend, a sign that the housing conversation boom may be over. “Spring is usually the peak time for wankers to boast about… Read More ›

• Fake Email Claims Dave Sharma Is Member Of Liberal Party

  By theunaustralianblog on 19/10/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  The dirty tricks employed in the Wentworth by-election campaign have sunk even lower after voters were sent a fake email that linked candidate Dave Sharma to the Liberal Party. “This is a crude effort to discredit me, definitely the work… Read More ›

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