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• Wanker Pronounces ‘Laos’ Correctly Like He Expects A Frigging Medal

  By theunozblog on 18/10/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  A local wanker has dropped the correct pronunciation of the name of the country of “Laos” into conversation like he expects to be awarded some kind of a frigging medal for it, report other participants in the interaction. “Apparently when… Read More ›

• Eastern Suburbs Mum Identifies Niche In Market For Grossly Overpriced Homemade Muesli

  By theunozblog on 15/10/2018 • ( 1 )

  

  An enterprising Woollahra mumpreneur has proudly exploited a vacant slot in the market to produce her own signature grossly overpriced homemade muesli. “My extensive actionable analytics of local artisanal bakeries, gourmet organic food emporiums and prissy hole in the wall… Read More ›

• Sydney Light Rail To Be Completed One Day After Entropic Death Of Universe

  By theunaustralianblog on 12/10/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  The projected completion date of the 12 kilometer Sydney light rail project has been pushed back to one day after the heat death of the universe, in approximately 10100 years from next Wednesday. “Commuters enjoying a 35 minute faster journey… Read More ›

• NSW Government To Project Advertising Onto Side Of Opera Singers

  By theunaustralianblog on 11/10/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  The Prime Minister has praised plans to allow advertising to be projected onto the sides of opera singers, saying why not use the biggest billboard in the city. “There are acres of unused space on the sides of your average… Read More ›

• NSW Premier Orders Opera House Bistro To Start Serving Horse Meat

  By theunozblog on 08/10/2018 • ( 1 )

  

  NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has ordered the management of the Sydney Opera House Bistro to add horse meat to the menu. Her decision comes after she read shock jock Alan Jones’ latest cook book. “Horse meat is delicious or so… Read More ›

• Large Wave Looking Forward To Dumping Smug Bastard

  By theunozblog on 05/10/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  A large wave rapidly developing size and strength on an isolated beach on Sydney’s northern shore at 5.30am this morning was looking forward to savagely dumping the smug-looking 40-something man standing waist deep in the water, despite the water being… Read More ›

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