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• Bachelor Spoiler: Honey Badger To Marry Winx

  By theunozblog on 04/10/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  News has leaked of the surprise ending to this season’s Bachelor with the reported wedding of Nick ‘The Honey Badger’ Cummins to Australia’s favourite horse Winx. “It was a bit of a left field ending,” said a source from the… Read More ›

• Head Of Government Who Took A Week Off To Axe A Leader Tells The ABC To Do As I Say Not As I Do

  By theunozblog on 03/10/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s Prime Minister for this week Scott Morrison has launched a blistering attack on the ABC. Telling it to stop focusing on itself and instead focus on doing it’s job. “It’s time the ABC had a good hard look at… Read More ›

• Heroic Roosters Fan Watches Entire Grand Final With Broken Chardy Glass

  By theunaustralianblog on 02/10/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  The biggest secret of the NRL Grand Final has been revealed after victors the Sydney Roosters admitted that their biggest fan had inspiringly watched the entire game whilst concealing that the stem on his wine glass had snapped. “I’d actually… Read More ›

• Tony Abbott Tipped To Be Appointed ‘Special Envoy’ To The ABC

  By theunozblog on 27/09/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  The Morrison government will act today with regards to the chaos currently embroiling the ABC by appointing former Prime Minister Tony Abbott as a ‘Special Envoy’ to the beleaguered broadcaster. “The public does not want to hear from the ABC,”… Read More ›

• “Smallest Budget Deficit In A Decade Proof That Turnbull Had To Go” – Scott Morrison

  By theunozblog on 26/09/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s current Prime Minister Scott Morrison or #ScoMo as he likes to be referred to has said that the latest budget results showing that the Government is on track to deliver the smallest deficit in a decade is proof that… Read More ›

• B2 Tipped To Replace Guthrie As The ABC’s Managing Director

  By theunozblog on 25/09/2018 • ( 1 )

  

  Following the out of the blue dismissal yesterday of ABC Managing Director Michelle Guthrie Banana in pajama B2 has emerged as the red hot favourite to take over Guthrie’s role as Managing Director. “B2 has always had eyes on the… Read More ›

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