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• “No Guarantee Next Week Will Be Any Better” Say World’s Men

  By theunaustralianblog on 17/10/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  After a week of less then exemplary behaviour the world’s Men have admitted that they are unlikely to change for the better in the foreseeable future. “This hasn’t been one of our better weeks,” confessed the world’s Men in reference… Read More ›

• One Nation Demands ABC Reveal What Colour Underwear Their Stars Wear

  By theunozblog on 16/10/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  One Nation has demanded that the Turnbull Government take action to make the National broadcaster the ABC be more transparent and reveal what colour underwear their stars in particular their newsreaders wear whilst on-air. “The Australian people have a right… Read More ›

• Cronulla Woman Tells Shark To ‘Go Back Where It Came From’

  By theunozblog on 13/10/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  A Cronulla woman has been caught on video violently deporting a shark from a local rock pool. The immigrant shark had breached the pool’s border, but was swiftly captured and ejected before it could attempt to claim asylum. “These sharks,… Read More ›

• Singleton Truck Driver Gets Job With Linfox

  By theunaustralianblog on 13/10/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  The truck driver who stole a B-double truck before setting it on fire and ramming it into the town of Singleton has been given a job as a driving instructor by Linfox. “We’ve been looking for the right person to… Read More ›

• Women Grilled On Responsibility For Sex Crimes

  By theunozblog on 12/10/2017 • ( 1 )

  

  As more allegations come out against Hollywood producer Harvey Weinstein, tough questions are being asked about how a system that lionises rich men and protects them from the consequences of their actions has allowed people like Mr Weinstein to continue… Read More ›

• Bushfires Keep Us Warm Says Tony Abbott

  By theunaustralianblog on 11/10/2017 • ( 1 )

  

  Intensely out of control summer bushfires raging through the countryside have the added benefit of keeping us warm, said Warringah backbencher Tony Abbott in a speech to the Global Warming Is A Hoot Foundation in London. “There’s nothing better than… Read More ›

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