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• Harvey Weinstein Favourite To Win Oscar For Best Serial Harasser

  By theunaustralianblog on 10/10/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  Small independent sexual harasser Harvey Weinstein has been installed as favourite to win this year’s Academy Award for Best Harasser despite strong competition from blockbuster creeps such as Donald Trump, Roger Ailes and Bill O’Reilly. “There’s been strong buzz for… Read More ›

• Existence Of New Blade Runner Movie Implanted Into Minds Of World’s Nerds

  By theunaustralianblog on 09/10/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  The memory of having watched an entire new Blade Runner movie has been inserted into the brains of the world’s stock of replicant nerds as a means of keeping them happy and engaged while they perform the thankless task of… Read More ›

• Malcolm Turnbull Asks Alan Jones To Consider Getting Fracked

  By theunozblog on 06/10/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  Prime Minister (for now) Malcolm Turnbull has held discussions with New South Wales Premier Alan Jones over the country’s energy crisis and suggested Mr Jones consider getting fracked. “A number of leading energy experts have told me that fracking prominent… Read More ›

• Hanson Demands Voters With A Triple Figure IQ Be Banned From Voting

  By theunozblog on 05/10/2017 • ( 2 )

  

  Pauline Hanson fresh off calling for a ban on anyone under the age of 21 from voting has today demanded that anyone with an IQ over triple figures also be banned from voting. “Parliament should be for the average everyday… Read More ›

• Shorten To Go On Long Service Leave With Abbott To Take Over As Opposition Leader

  By theunozblog on 04/10/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  Opposition leader Bill Shorten has announced that he will take his long service leave commencing next week. Stepping up as his replacement will be the Member for Warringah Tony Abbott. “I have been in charge for a while now and… Read More ›

• “You Get One More Massacre But That’s It” America Tells Gun Laws

  By theunaustralianblog on 03/10/2017 • ( 1 )

  

  A stern America has read the riot act to its gun laws telling the unruly constitutional right that if there’s one more massacre it’s really going to be in big trouble. “I mean it this time, now you go to… Read More ›

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