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• Fossilised Ugg Boot Discovered Next To Biggest Dinosaur Footprint

  By theunaustralianblog on 03/04/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  Scientists have unearthed the fossilised remains of the largest ugg boot ever worn just meters away from the world’s biggest set of dinosaur footprints. “The discovery of a perfectly preserved uggie confirms that the tracks belonged to a species of… Read More ›

• Queensland Pharrell Fan Not Happy About Actually Being In Room Without A Roof

  By theunaustralianblog on 31/03/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  A north Queensland fan of Pharrell Williams has questioned the lyrics of the American singer’s hit song “Happy” after losing the roof of his home to tropical cyclone Debbie. “Terrified and devastated are the emotions I felt as the winds… Read More ›

• Mark Latham To Launch Pro-Bullying Initiative ‘R U Dumb And Gay Day’

  By theunozblog on 30/03/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  Former politician and now former televison host Mark Latham has announced to the world that he plans to bring back bullying in schools with the launch of his national day of action ‘R U Dumb And Gay Day.’ Speaking to The… Read More ›

• Pauline Hanson Worries Hump Day May Be Confused As Some Sort Of Middle Eastern Affair

  By theunozblog on 29/03/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  One Nation Senator Pauline Hanson has today warned her fellow Australians not to confuse hump day, the popular term for Wednesdays in the office as some sort of middle eastern affair. Speaking to The (un)Australian Senator Hanson spoke of her… Read More ›

• Australian Cricket Selectors Name Mitch Marsh Man Of The Series

  By theunozblog on 28/03/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  The Australian Cricket selectors have unanimously agreed that Mitch Marsh is their pick for the Man of the Series award. Despite not being the highest run scorer, leading wicket taker or playing in all four tests. Speaking to The (un)Australian… Read More ›

• One Nation Senator Appalled Parliamentary Swearing In Ceremony Doesn’t Involve Swearing

  By theunozblog on 28/03/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  West Australian Senator Peter Georgiou was revealed today to be appalled over the lack of swearing that occurred at his swearing in ceremony to the Australian Senate. Speaking to The (un)Australian Senator Georgiou expressed his shock at the ceremony saying:… Read More ›

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