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• Poll Reveals 92% Of All Workers Believe The Weekend Wasn’t Long Enough

  By theunozblog on 27/03/2017 • ( 1 )

  

  In a poll conducted by The (un)Australian it was found that 92% of all office workers believe that the weekend wasn’t long enough, Sydney housing prices are too high and that it was probably Craig from accounts that stole Julie from shipping’s… Read More ›

• Abbott Calls For Cars To Be Manufactured With A Built-In Coal Fuelled Boiler

  By theunozblog on 24/03/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  Former Prime Minister and self-professed ‘ideas man’ Tony Abbott has written an opinion piece in which he has said the secret to reviving Australia’s fortunes is to manufacture cars with built-in coal fuelled boilers. Speaking to The (un)Australian the former Prime Minister… Read More ›

• Sesame Street’s Autistic Muppet Prompts Hanson To Call For Vaccination Ban

  By theunozblog on 23/03/2017 • ( 1 )

  

  Beloved children’s show Sesame Street has announced the introduction of a new autistic muppet character, which the show’s producers hope will help kids learn to interact better with autistic children. Although lauded by  educational experts, renowned vaccination expert Australian Senator… Read More ›

• Illuminati Now Looking For New Head Of Secret Cabal To Enslave Humanity

  By Carlo Sands on 23/03/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  Following the death of billionaire retired banker and head of the Illuminati secret cabal enslaving humanity David Rockerfeller at 101, the Satanic globalist secret society is now on the look-out for a new chief of staff to run its fascistic… Read More ›

• Concussed NRL Players Unable To Remember Details Of Scandals They’ve Been A Part Of

  By theunaustralianblog on 22/03/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  Rugby league’s concussion epidemic is at crisis point with many former players confessing they have no memories of any of the major off field scandals they were involved during their playing days. “People tell me that I once bit a… Read More ›

• Malcolm Roberts Flabbergasted To Be Kneed In The Groin After Wolf Whistling Ronda Rousey

  By theunozblog on 22/03/2017 • ( 1 )

  

  Senator Malcolm Roberts has petitioned the senate to debate outlawing women from kneeing men in the groin as a reaction to being wolf whistled. The move comes following an incident involving the Senator and former UFC champion Ronda Rousey. Speaking… Read More ›

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