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• Vicars Outraged At Cuts To Penalty Rates For Working Weekdays

  By theunaustralianblog on 24/02/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s vicars have been stunned by the decision of the Fair Work Commission to reduce their penalty rates for working on days of the week that aren’t Sunday. “People think that all we do is stand up in front of… Read More ›

• Aussie Spinners Plan to Keep Targeting Matthew Wade

  By theunozblog on 23/02/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  The Australian spin bowlers are licking their lips at continuing their onslaught against their perennial ‘bunny’, Matthew Wade. Speaking on behalf of the Aussie spin quintet, Nathan ‘Garry’ Lyon said “Look it’s always nice as a bowler to have a… Read More ›

• Bernardi Demands Telstra Fix His Phone As He’s Received No Calls For A Week

  By theunozblog on 23/02/2017 • ( 0 )

  

    The sole representative of the Australian Conservatives party, Senator Cory Bernardi has today called on Telstra to fix his phone after he went a week without receiving a single call. Speaking to The (un)Australian (in person), Senator Bernardi bemoaned… Read More ›

• Midnight Oil Accidentally Books Kevin Rudd Instead Of Xavier Rudd As Support Act

  By theunozblog on 22/02/2017 • ( 0 )

  

    Australian rock band Midnight Oil fresh off announcing a new world tour has been left reeling today after learning that instead of booking musician Xavier Rudd as their support act they have instead booked former prime minister Kevin Rudd… Read More ›

• George Pell Offers Milo Yiannopoulos A Job At The Catholic Church

  By theunaustralianblog on 22/02/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  Cardinal Pell has come to the rescue of besieged Breitbart tech editor Milo Yiannopoulos with an offer of a position as a youth worker within the Catholic Church. “I’m confident that Milo can convert his following of alt-right boys into… Read More ›

• Joe Hockey Makes TV Show About Yanks Killing Pharlap

  By theunaustralianblog on 21/02/2017 • ( 1 )

  

  Ambassador Joe Hockey has proudly announced that the first episode of his new cable TV show about Australian US friendship will focus on the time the American poisoned Pharlap. “I couldn’t think of a better way to commemorate 100 years… Read More ›

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