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• Trump Nukes China After Nasi Goreng Take Away 10 Minutes Late

  By Carlo Sands on 20/02/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  In the latest embarrassing diplomatic gaffe involved Donald Trump, the new United States president has launched multiple nuclear strikes on China when a take away Nasi goreng meal he ordered was 10 minutes late to the White House, despite aides… Read More ›

• Kim Jong Un’s Other Brother More Than Happy To Let Him Have The Top Bunk

  By theunaustralianblog on 17/02/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  The other brother of Kim Jong Un has eagerly offered the North Korean supreme leader the coveted top bunk in the bedroom they share following the mysterious death of their other brother at a Malaysian airport. “Jong Un has always… Read More ›

• Mel Gibson To Direct New Romcom Schindler’s List 2

  By theunozblog on 17/02/2017 • ( 0 )

  

    Following the success of his movie Hacksaw Ridge, Mel Gibson was offered his choice of Hollywood movies to direct. Today, he announced that he will follow his heart and opt for his passion project – a romantic comedy titled Schindler’s… Read More ›

• Australia Converts To “Shampooed And Conditioned” Coal

  By theunaustralianblog on 16/02/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s future energy needs are to be met by investing billions in “shampooed and conditioned” coal, a new technology developed in a joint venture between BHP Billiton and Decore. “Shampooed and conditioned coal will produce much more silky and lustrous… Read More ›

• One Nation Announces Horse’s Ass as New Senate Candidate

  By theunozblog on 15/02/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  One Nation leader Pauline Hanson has announced that a horse’s ass would be their next candidate for a senate seat. Ms Hanson said “This is a dream come true. We’ve been searching for a complete horse’s ass since this party’s… Read More ›

• Alternative Facts Of the Day

  By Carlo Sands on 15/02/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  For too long, history has been dictated by liberal elites who insist on a “politically correct” narrative of “facts”. Now, from the Land of the Newly Free Now Trump Is in The White House, there is a new “disruptive” agenda… Read More ›

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