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• Jacqui Lambie To Return To ABC’s Q&A Next Week For Car Park Punch Up

  By theunozblog on 14/02/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  Tasmanian Senator and aspiring voiceover artist Jacqui Lambie has confirmed today that she will appear next week in the car park of ABC TV’s Q&A program. Her appearance in the car park is to help aid a discussion of ideas… Read More ›

• Lump Of Coal Brings Back Happy Christmas Memories to Liberal MPs

  By theunozblog on 13/02/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  LNP MPs were today treated to a magical dose of Christmas nostalgia by Treasurer Scott ‘Santa’ Morrison. As Morrison passed a lump of coal around the government benches, MPs rejoiced as they relived many a Christmas morning staring wide-eyed at… Read More ›

• Senator Malcolm Roberts Blames The UN For His Inability To Buy Zooper Doopers

  By theunozblog on 13/02/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  One Nation Senator Malcolm Roberts has unloaded on the United Nations (UN), blaming it for his inability to purchase Zooper Doopers over the weekend. Zooper Doopers are a frozen flavoured ice treat popular with children. An irate Senator Roberts spoke… Read More ›

• Australian Dogs Outraged At $5.6m Salary Of Australia’s Top Postman

  By theunaustralianblog on 09/02/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  Dogs across Australia have reacted angrily after hearing that the head of Australia Post Ahmed Fahour is being paid a whopping $5.6 million a year. “I’m furious that the head of an organisation dedicated to coming onto my turf dressed… Read More ›

• Turnbull Suffers Further Blow Following News That Abetz Will Stay A Liberal

  By theunozblog on 08/02/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has suffered a further blow to his leadership, following news that tasmanian senator Eric Abetz will continue on as a member of the Coalition Government. The news follows South Australian senator Cory Bernardi’s decision to… Read More ›

• George Christensen In Tears After Learning Best Mate Cory Is Moving To A Different School

  By theunaustralianblog on 07/02/2017 • ( 2 )

  

  George Christensen broke down in tears in the parliament house playground yesterday after learning that his best mate Cory Bernardi would be moving away to a different, more conservative school. “We found George sitting on the monkey bars blubbering away… Read More ›

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