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• Cory Bernardi Tells Malcolm Turnbull That ‘It’s Not You, It’s Me’

  By theunozblog on 06/02/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  South Australian Senator Cory Bernardi has taken Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull out to dinner to break to him the news that their relationship is over. Telling the PM that: “It’s not you, it’s me.” Speaking to The (un)Australian a despondent… Read More ›

• “Single Mums Ugly” Says Dashing George Clooney Lookalike From One Nation

  By theunaustralianblog on 06/02/2017 • ( 2 )

  

  The amount of single mothers has risen sharply in Australia as thousands of women around the country started divorce proceedings from their own husbands in the hope of landing the hand of outstandingly hunky One Nation candidate David Archibald in… Read More ›

• Abbott Calls Trump And Promises To Shirtfront Turnbull

  By theunozblog on 03/02/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  Former Australian  Prime Minister Tony Abbott has rushed to call American President Donald Trump, vowing that he would shirtfront Malcolm Turnbull on President Trump’s behalf. Speaking to The (un)Australian Mr Abbott spoke of his conversation with President Trump, saying “When… Read More ›

• President Trump Breaks The Speed Of Awful

  By theunaustralianblog on 01/02/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  The Trump Administration has touched down at Edwards Air Force Base after a successful mission to fly above the speed of awful, smashing through the Abbott Barrier and creating a sonic boom of awful that was heard around the world…. Read More ›

• Bill Shorten Urges Manus Island Detainees To Join The Fight Against Trump

  By theunozblog on 31/01/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  Labor leader Bill Shorten has recorded a video message for asylum seekers detained on Manus Island in which he urged them to join the fight against American President Donald Trump’s immigration ban. Speaking to The (un)Australian Bill Shorten explained his call… Read More ›

• Abbott Worried The Government Is Losing Touch As No Princes Knighted

  By theunozblog on 31/01/2017 • ( 1 )

  

  Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has taken a break from his self-imposed ban on sniping and undermining the Government, to snipe and undermine the Government declaring that the Turnbull Government risked ‘losing touch with the people.’ Speaking to The (un)Australian… Read More ›

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