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• Donald Trump Bans ‘Small Hands Across America’ Fundraising Initiative

  By theunozblog on 30/01/2017 • ( 0 )

  

    President Trump fresh off drawing up plans to invade Poland has signed a Presidential decree banning any planned ‘hands across America’ fundraising initiatives being held during the term of his Presidency. The American President spoke the The (un)Australian about… Read More ›

• Trump Urges Scientists To Wear Masks And Start Hitting Each Other With Chairs

  By theunaustralianblog on 27/01/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  The US President will begin listening to what scientists have to say if they start dressing up in fancy costumes and behave more like professional wrestlers. “Science has a lot to learn from professional wrestling which is a byword for… Read More ›

• Cory Bernardi’s Ego Tipped To Be Named Australian Of The Year

  By theunozblog on 25/01/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  Liberal Senator and self-professed purveyor of ‘common sense’ Cory Bernardi has leaked to the press that his ego will be named Australian of the year later tonight, in a ceremony to be held in Canberra. Speaking to The (un)Australian a… Read More ›

• President Trump Keeps The Pee Pee From TPP

  By theunaustralianblog on 25/01/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  Donald Trump has pulled America out of the TPP after discovering the letters stand for Trans Pacific Partnership and have nothing to do with the by products of drinking too much tea. “I was excited about the TPP when I… Read More ›

• Sydney’s Lockout Laws Save David Boon’s Life

  By theunozblog on 24/01/2017 • ( 0 )

  

    The Australian Cricket Board (ACB) is breathing a sigh of relief today after Sydney’s controversial lockout laws saved the life of their newest Hall of Fame inductee David Boon. Speaking to The (un)Australian a spokesperson for the ACB expressed… Read More ›

• Australian Scientists Discover New Form Of Bottom Feeding Parasite

  By theunozblog on 23/01/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Scientists have announced that they’ve discovered a new form of bottom feeding parasite, which they have named the ‘David Leyonhjelm.’ Speaking to The (un)Australian Scientist Bernard Beaker said of the parasite: “Sometimes discovering these things happens out of the… Read More ›

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