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• Mike Baird Privatises Himself

  By theunaustralianblog on 20/01/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  The people of New South Wales have reacted in shock to the decision of Premier Mike Baird to sell himself off to private investors in an effort to raise several billion dollars in revenue. “Mike Baird is an asset that… Read More ›

• NSW To Finally Challenge QLD Over Which Premier’s Surname Is Harder To Spell

  By theunozblog on 19/01/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  Following NSW Premier Mike Baird’s sudden resignation, the State’s Treasurer Gladys Berejiklian is tipped to succeed him as Premier. A move which pundits have tipped will put the state of New South Wales in a position to finally challenge Queensland,… Read More ›

• Man Covering Face With Australian Flag Calls For A Ban On The Burka

  By theunozblog on 19/01/2017 • ( 1 )

  

  A spokesperson for the Aussiest of Aussie Patriots Front has today called on the Australian Government to ban the burka as they feel that  it’s not right for people to appear in public or on billboards with their face covered…. Read More ›

• Pauline Hanson To Boycott Trump’s Inauguration Over Black Tie Dress Code

  By theunozblog on 17/01/2017 • ( 0 )

  

    Australian Senator Pauline Hanson has today issued a statement declaring that she will not be attending Donald Trump’s Presidential inauguration despite being invited as she was uncomfortable with the black tie dress code. Speaking to The (un)Australian Pauline Hanson… Read More ›

• PM Turnbull To Reshuffle Cabinet In A Game Of Three Card Monte

  By theunozblog on 16/01/2017 • ( 0 )

  

    The Prime Minister has told the media that after seeing the movie Now You See Me 2 over the christmas break that he plans to reshuffle his cabinet in a game of three card monte. Speaking to The (un)Australian… Read More ›

• Weather Almost Hot Enough For Nanna To Take Off Her Cardigan

  By theunozblog on 13/01/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  With the thermometer hitting forty degrees in parts of Sydney this week Campsie Nanna, Betty Simpkins considered for a moment taking off her cardigan due to the heat, before deciding not too. Just in case she got a chill. Speaking… Read More ›

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