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Trump Defends Trip To Russia To Talk ‘Trickle Down Economics’
President elect Donald Trump has defended a recent trip he took to Russia in which he delivered a private lecture to a group of young women in his hotel room on the subject of trickle down economics. Speaking to… Read More ›
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Sussan Ley Raids Stationery Cabinet Before Quitting Job
Former Health Minister Sussan Ley has upheld a great Australian tradition and helped herself to as much stuff from the stationery cabinet as her handbag could hold before exiting her job. “I grabbed myself a couple of boxes of biros,… Read More ›
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Trump Offers Meryl Streep Help With Her Russian Accent
President elect Donald Trump has responded to Meryl Streep’s comments about him at the Golden Globe Awards with an offer to coach her in how to speak with a Russian accent. “Some of my best friends are Russian so I’m… Read More ›
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Senator Roberts Appalled That New Zealand Rugby Fans Would Dare Boo Israel
Senator Malcolm Roberts has called on the Prime Minister to declare war on New Zealand after learning that New Zealand rugby fans had booed Israel Folau in a recent Wallabies All Blacks game. Speaking to The (un)Australian a tin… Read More ›
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Malcolm Turnbull Quaffs Sherry As Crowd Cheers At Double Bay Polo Tournament
Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has delighted onlookers at the Double Bay polo tournament by quaffing a sherry during a break in play. Hedge fund manager and avid polo enthusiast Lloyd Barrington Von Snoot, spoke to The (un)Australian about… Read More ›
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Finland Introduces Universal Basic Wage For Growly Heavy Metal Bands
Finland has become the first country in the world to trial the provision of an unconditional basic wage for all members of gravelly voiced heavy metal bands in the face of increased automation that threatens to displace the jobs of… Read More ›
Featured Categories
Politics ›
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One Nation Calls For A Ban On Writer’s Festivals As They Discriminate Against Their Voters
13/01/2026
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One Nation Surges In Popularity With 9 Out Of 10 Adulterers Now On Board
12/01/2026
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Frydenberg Defends Handing Out How To Vote Flyers At Memorial Services
09/01/2026
Sport ›
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The UnOZ’s Melbourne Cup Sweep
04/11/2025
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Obscure AFL Player Yet To Play 6 Games Trends On X As AFL Trade Week Begins
08/10/2025
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NRL Struggles To Find Act To Replace Teddy Swims, Shocked to Learn Slim Dusty Is Dead
03/10/2025
World ›
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Epstein Files Revealed To Be Nothing More Than A List Of Countries To Invade
06/01/2026
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Trick Or Treaters Warned That Wearing Orange Face Is Culturally Insensitive
31/10/2025
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Trump Tells The UN ”My Office Is Always A Balmy 70 Degrees, There’s No Climate Change.”
24/09/2025
Arts ›
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Chris Minns: 10 Iconic Buildings I’d Like To Turn Into A Pokies Den
05/08/2025
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Music Fans In Uproar As ‘Bound For Botany Bay’ Wins Hottest 100 Of 1788
30/01/2025
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Pub Trivia Answer Secretly Changed
04/06/2024
State ›
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Parliament House Security Under Fire As Abbott Gets Within Knighting Distance Of The King
22/10/2024
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King Charles Spends The Weekend Avoiding Tony Abbott
21/10/2024
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Weird Dude Who Likes To Play Dress Ups Scores A Free Trip To Australia
18/10/2024
News ›
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Cat Really Hoping To Avoid Current Owner In Next Eight Lives
04/12/2025
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Dan Andrews Forced To Flee To China To Escape News Corp Obsessives
05/09/2025
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Richard Marles Negotiates Tariff Exemption For Australian Made Couches With US VP JD Vance
27/08/2025