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• The Greens To Expel All Right Handed People From The Party

  By theunozblog on 05/01/2017 • ( 0 )

  

    The Australian Greens today announced that they are considering expelling all right-handed members of the party, declaring that the party is for the left and the left alone. A spokesperson for The Greens spoke to The (un)Australian about the proposal, saying:… Read More ›

• Eric Abetz Shocked To Learn That BBQ Conversations Don’t Revolve Around 18c

  By theunozblog on 04/01/2017 • ( 0 )

  

    Tasmanian Senator and the Coalition’s closest living link to the Third Reich Eric Abetz, was shocked to learn over the summer that most BBQ conversations don’t revolve around repealing section 18c of the racial discrimination act. A shocked Senator… Read More ›

• Bette White Removed From Protective Custody And Released Back Into The Wild

  By theunozblog on 04/01/2017 • ( 0 )

  

    The last remaining Golden Girl Bette White has been released back into the wild after being placed in protective custody towards the end of 2016 to ensure her species survival. Speaking to The (un)Australian Hollywood’s head Zoo Keeper, Cage… Read More ›

• Cory Bernardi Takes Back Friendship Bracelet From Tony Abbott

  By theunozblog on 03/01/2017 • ( 0 )

  

    South Australian Senator Cory Bernardi fresh off threatening Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull that he’ll take his bat and ball and go home for the umpteenth time has today taken back a friendship bracelet he made former Prime Minister Tony… Read More ›

• The (un)Australian’s Person Of The Year

  By theunaustralianblog on 19/12/2016 • ( 1 )

  

  A year like 2016 produces many contenders for “Person of the Year”, far too many with quality defamation lawyers to list.  Below are some of the stronger contenders, followed by the indisputable winner. *Please note Bill Shorten was not shortlisted for the award… Read More ›

• Red-Faced CIA Admits Russia Hacked Its ‘How To Control Foreign Governments’ Manual

  By Carlo Sands on 16/12/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  A week after the CIA publicly confirmed it believed Russia had directly interfered in the  US elections in support of Donald Trump, the US secret agency has confessed the official story of a Democrat official making a “typo” in an… Read More ›

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