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• Hanson Concerned About Pakistani “Terror-Wrist” Spinner, Yasir Shah

  By theunozblog on 16/12/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  One Nation have released a statement asking the Australian government to deport Pakistani leg spin bowler, Yasir Shah, after they became aware of his notoriety during Thursday’s coverage of the first test. The controversial political party claim that Australian immigration… Read More ›

• Russian Hackers Attempting To Influence Logies Vote

  By theunaustralianblog on 15/12/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  The CIA has unveiled credible evidence that hackers from Russia are attempting to undermine the democratic process of choosing Australia’s most popular television personality. “As part of Vladimir Putin’s long term strategy of destabilising the western entertainment industry he has… Read More ›

• Cummins To Be Workload Managed Through 12th Man Duties

  By theunozblog on 15/12/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Pat Cummins’ dream of finally wearing his baggy green more than once edged closer to reality today, with Cricket Australia announcing that he would be 12th man for the first test against Pakistan on Dec 15. The 12th man role… Read More ›

• Turnbull Put On Notice After Looking To The Left Whilst Crossing The Road

  By theunozblog on 14/12/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s figurehead Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has today been chastised by members of his own party after he dared look to the left whilst crossing the road. Said Herald Sun columnist Andrew Bolt: “The Prime Minister continues to show such… Read More ›

• Trump Refuses To Rule Out Invading Poland

  By theunozblog on 13/12/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  American President elect Donald Trump has refused to rule out invading Poland after the country declined to extradite film director and statutory rapist Roman Polanski. Tweeting to @TheUnOz President elect Trump tweeted: “I will consider invading Poland to get to… Read More ›

• Just To Be Clear This Isn’t For Your Seventies Christiany Stuff, Nobel Committee Tells Bob Dylan

  By theunaustralianblog on 12/12/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  The Nobel Prize Committee has stressed to Patti Smith to pass on to Bob Dylan that the award is for his complete body of work except for that weirdass Christiany stuff he was doing in the mid-to-late 1970s. “Several members… Read More ›

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