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• Dick Smith Launches One Nation Peanut Butter That’s Chock Full Of Nuts

  By theunozblog on 09/12/2016 • ( 1 )

  

  Entrepreneur and aspiring bigot Dick Smith has announced that his company Dick Smith foods will launch a new line of One Nation peanut butter that like the party will be chock full of nuts. Speaking to The (un)Australian Dick Smith… Read More ›

• Opposition Leader Cory Bernardi Launches Scathing Attack On The Government

  By theunozblog on 08/12/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  De Facto opposition leader Cory Bernardi, fresh off making America great again by leaving there has launched a scathing attack on the Government (of which he is a member). Labelling a potential carbon tax as, ‘the dumbest thing he has… Read More ›

• Australia Drops Plans For Climate Bullshit Emission Scheme

  By theunaustralianblog on 07/12/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  The energy minister has backtracked on plans to introduce a scheme aimed at limiting emission of utter bollocks about climate change after protests from prominent nutbars. “We had been looking into a scheme that rewarded people whose emissions on the… Read More ›

• Tasmania Moves Australia Day To Boonie’s Birthday

  By theunaustralianblog on 06/12/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  The state of Tasmania will now be celebrating Australia Day on the 29th of December to honour the birth date of moustachioed test cricket legend David Boon. “Australia Day should be a cause for celebration for all citizens of Australia… Read More ›

• Turnbull Looking Forward To Mowing George Christensen’s Lawn Over Christmas

  By theunozblog on 05/12/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull is looking forward to the Parliamentary Christmas break where he will spend time with his family in Sydney and will also travel to far north Queensland to mow his good friend George Christensen’s lawn. Speaking… Read More ›

• Man Living Under Rock Had No Idea That Australia Detained Refugees

  By theunaustralianblog on 02/12/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Tony Scanlon who lives under a rock in the Kuring-gai Chase National Park was surprised today when he found out that Australia is detaining refugees on islands and that some people don’t like it very much. “How come I never… Read More ›

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