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• Obnoxious Rabble Ejected From Parliament Identified As “The Senate”

  By theunaustralianblog on 01/12/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  There have been calls for tighter security at parliament house in Canberra after a loud, ill disciplined mob known as “The Senate” briefly took over the running of the country. “I’ve never seen a bigger bunch of freaks, hillbillies and… Read More ›

• David Oldfield Baffled By His First Contact With Intelligence

  By theunaustralianblog on 30/11/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Former politician David Oldfield has been left reeling after meeting some intelligent people for the first time in his life as a participant in the SBS program First Contact. “When you move in One Nation circles you only ever meet… Read More ›

• Hanson Holds Press Call in Mosman To Show Drug Addiction Rates Are Overstated

  By theunozblog on 29/11/2016 • ( 1 )

  

  One Nation Leader (despite what Rod Culleton has been saying) Pauline Hanson has today held a press call in the affluent Sydney suburb of Mosman to prove that the level of drug addiction stated by the Greens is vastly over… Read More ›

• CIA Assassinates Castro With Ingenious “Die Of Old Age” Plot

  By theunaustralianblog on 28/11/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  After 600 disastrous attempts to kill him such as blowing him up with exploding cigars and boring him to death with Michael Moore, the CIA has finally succeeded in assassinating Cuban leader Fidel Castro by the devious method of letting… Read More ›

• Sugar Tax To Cost Gingerbread Men An Arm And A Leg

  By theunaustralianblog on 25/11/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s gingerbread men and women have come out in protest against a proposed sugar tax that will end up costing them an arm and a leg. “If bakers start using less sugar we’ll be the first to suffer,” complained Maroochydore… Read More ›

• Aussie Teen Disgraced After Bali Police Clear Him Of Drug Possession

  By theunaustralianblog on 24/11/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  An embarrassed Aussie teen is desperately trying to save his reputation as a cool guy after being humiliatingly cleared of drug possession during a schoolies week trip to Bali. “That was so a massive bag of evil drugs that I… Read More ›

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