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• Peter Dutton Pitches TV Show ‘Deport The Habibs’

  By theunozblog on 23/11/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Immigration Minister and aspiring TV writer Peter Dutton has met today with the Channel 9 network to pitch a show he’s been working on titled, Deport the Habibs. Speaking to The (un)Australian the Immigration Minister discussed the show, saying: “Deport… Read More ›

• Senator Roberts Calls On The Senate To Debate If The Moon Is Made Out Of Cheese

  By theunozblog on 23/11/2016 • ( 7 )

  

  One Nation Senator and tin foil hat aficionado Malcolm Roberts has today put forward that the Senate set aside time to debate whether or not the Moon is in fact made out of cheese. He has also proposed to look… Read More ›

• Could He Be Worse Than Feared? Some Are Suggesting Donald Trump May Have Even Voted For Donald Trump

  By Carlo Sands on 22/11/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  He is the President-elect who ran a bigoted campaign and has caused shock waves by appointing racists, climate deniers and assorted right-wing hardliners in his new administration. But some say there is evidence that Donald Trump could be even more dangerous… Read More ›

• “Letting My Ancestors Into The Country Was A Bad Mistake,” Says Peter Dutton

  By theunaustralianblog on 22/11/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia is still paying the price for whoever the knucklehead was who let my ancestors into the country, admitted Peter Dutton in a candid speech to parliament yesterday. “Imagine how much better Australia’s standing in the world would be if… Read More ›

• Man Who Scored A Hundred In The Backyard At Mum’s Filthy At Missing Test Selection

  By theunozblog on 21/11/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Peakhurst backyard cricketer Peter ‘Greenie’ Green is filthy at the Australian cricket selectors after he was not considered for the third Test against South Africa despite scoring an unbeaten century in the backyard of his mum’s house on a seaming… Read More ›

• Greg Norman Chokes Upon Receiving Phone Call From The Australian PM

  By theunozblog on 18/11/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  American accented Australian golfer Greg Norman has revealed to the world’s media that his initial reaction upon receiving a phone call from Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull was to choke, before recovering to take the call. The Australian Prime Minister… Read More ›

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