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• Pauline Hanson Calls For  A Ban On Chardonnay And All Other Drinks That She Can’t Spell

  By theunozblog on 17/11/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  One Nation Leader Pauline Hanson has called on Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull to act in the interests of everyday Australians and ban the sale of chardonnay and any other drink that she can’t spell as a way to counter the… Read More ›

• 60 Minutes Lands ‘Exclusive Interview’ With A Piece Of Dog Poo

  By theunozblog on 17/11/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Journalists (sic) from Channel 9’s 60 minutes program are excited to announce that they have outbid their rivals in securing an exclusive interview with a piece of dog poo that has been living on the streets of the Gold Coast…. Read More ›

• Turnbull Looking Forward To Visiting Washington To Fellate President Trump

  By theunozblog on 16/11/2016 • ( 1 )

  

  Prime Minister Turnbull fresh off a phone-call to US President elect Donald Trump has announced that he looks forward to visiting Washington to not only meet Mr Trump but to also fellate him. Speaking to The (un)Australian a jubilant Mr… Read More ›

• Australian Cricket Selectors Lead Backlash Against The Elites

  By theunaustralianblog on 15/11/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  The selectors for the Australian cricket team have marched to the forefront of a worldwide rejection of the so called “elites” by maintaining a policy of refusing to select any elite sportsmen. “The US election has shown that people no… Read More ›

• NRL Praises Cronulla’s Improvement In Quality Of Off -Field Scandals

  By theunozblog on 14/11/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  The NRL has issued a statement commending the 2016 Premiership winning Cronulla Sharks for lifting not only on-field but off-field in the aftermath of Cronulla player Ben Barba’s sacking for cocaine use. A spokesperson for the NRL told The (un)Australian about Cronulla: “What a… Read More ›

• Turnbull Assures Trump That Australia Is Still “Toady In Chief” To The USA

  By theunaustralianblog on 11/11/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Malcolm Turnbull has called surprise US election winner Donald Trump to congratulate him on his victory and to assure him that comments he made earlier in the campaign where he described Trump as a “massive boofhead” and “thicker than pig’s… Read More ›

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