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• Couple Sitting In Anti-Social Loners Section Of Food Court

  By theunozblog on 08/04/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Tensions are running high in a local shopping mall after two people who appear to be a couple were found occupying seats that are meant to be used by single people eating alone in the food court. “We’re already relegated… Read More ›

• Karl Stefanovic Outraged The Gold Logie Is Not White

  By theunozblog on 07/04/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Today Show host and self-confessed anti-dry cleaner, Karl Stefanovic has revealed that he is outraged that the TV Week Gold Logie, awarded to Australian TV’s most popular ‘personality’  is gold in colour rather than white. The one-time Gold Logie winner Stefanovic told… Read More ›

• Great Barrier Reef Downgraded To Crappy Barrier Reef

  By theunaustralianblog on 06/04/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  The Great Barrier Reef has officially been re-named the Crappy Barrier Reef after the worst coral bleaching event on record has left the formerly colourful natural wonder looking whiter than the cast of Home and Away. “This is going to be… Read More ›

• New Version Of Scripture Found On Ancient Apple Scroll

  By Carlo Sands on 06/04/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Biblical scholars have declared authentic a new version of the gospel that was recently discovered written on an apple scroll in a southern Sydney bakery. “It was not unknown for ancient Hebrews to bake their most important written works into… Read More ›

• A-League Clubs To Be Allowed Two Marquee Hooligans

  By theunaustralianblog on 05/04/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Teams in Australia’s football A-League will each be allowed to import two high profile marquee hooligans from next season in a bid to improve the quality of crowd violence. “While we have many high quality home grown hooligans in this… Read More ›

• Greens Calls For “Racist” Film To Be Pulled From Cinemas

  By Nathan Lentern on 05/04/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  The Australian Greens have slammed romantic comedy “My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2” as racist and called upon the Federal government to have it pulled from cinemas nationwide for violating the Racial Discrimination Act. The long awaited sequel to the… Read More ›

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