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• Man’s Job Seems To Be Walking Around Shopping Centre Shouting Into Phone

  By theunozblog on 24/03/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  A man’s job appears to consist of him spending eight hours a day shouting into his mobile phone, report regular users of the Chester Hill shopping centre. “I’m not sure who he’s talking to or even if it’s the same… Read More ›

• Government To Render Down The Dead To Fill Budget Black Hole

  By theunozblog on 23/03/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  The debt to society is currently forgiven when someone dies – now the government is reconsidering the policy. The Turnbull government is considering the controversial move of collecting tax arrears from the dead, through recovering commercial quantities of phosphorus by… Read More ›

• Tony Abbott To Stay In Parliament To Help Stop Boaty McBoatface

  By theunozblog on 23/03/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Former Prime Minister and self-professed ‘stopper of boats’ Tony Abbott has declared that he will contest the next federal election to ensure that he is in parliament to help stop the scourge that is Boaty McBoatface. Mr Abbott speaking to… Read More ›

• Guy On Twitter Confident He Could Make Journalism Profitable Again

  By Nathan Lentern on 22/03/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  A 28-year-old man from South Australia suspects that he may be the man to save journalism in Australian. Xavier O’Keefe is confident that if he were running any of Australia’s major print media companies, they would be turning healthy profits… Read More ›

• Trump Somehow Still Alive After Being Destroyed By Internet

  By theunaustralianblog on 22/03/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Presidential candidate Donald Trump is reportedly still alive and well despite suffering over a million claims by something called the ‘Internet’ that it had once and for all destroyed him. “Donald is in tip top shape and will tell you… Read More ›

• Malcolm Turnbull Sends The Senate To Its Room With No TV Privileges

  By theunozblog on 21/03/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  The Prime Minister of Australia Malcolm Turnbull has sent the Australian Senate to its room and banned it from watching television for two weeks after he perceived its behaviour to be rather naughty. Explaining the move to The (un)Australian, the Prime… Read More ›

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