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• Trump Rejects KKK Support: ‘I Don’t Need These Wishy-Washy Liberals’

  By theunozblog on 01/03/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Republican presidential hopeful Donald Trump has moved to strongly reject an endorsement from the controversial white supremacist group the Ku Klux Klan, on the grounds “we don’t need these wishy-washy liberal types. We’re here to make America great, not quiver… Read More ›

• Mal Brough To Be Next Race Discrimination Commissioner

  By Nathan Lentern on 29/02/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  The Attorney-General George Brandis has named outgoing Member for Fisher Mal Brough as Australia’s next Race Discrimination Commissioner. The announcement comes as incumbent Commissioner is set to finish his term in early 2017. In a short press conference, the Attorney-General… Read More ›

• History Channel Already Preparing First “Trump Week” In Year 2086

  By theunaustralianblog on 29/02/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Foxtel’s History Channel is starting to make a series of documentaries about presidential candidate Donald Trump in preparation for the inaugural “Trump Week” that will be a highlight of its programming schedule in the year 2086. “We’re going to be… Read More ›

• Cory Bernardi Seeks Counselling After Being Called Names

  By theunaustralianblog on 26/02/2016 • ( 1 )

  

  South Australian senator Cory Bernardi is feeling hurt and depressed after parliament bully Bill Shorten picked on him and said mean things about his homophobia. “I can’t help being a homophobe and often feel like jigging parliament because of all… Read More ›

• Defence White Paper Names Giant Squid As Australia’s Greatest Security Threat

  By theunaustralianblog on 26/02/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia will be spending upwards of $150 billion on twelve new submarines after yesterday’s defence white paper asserted that giant squid remain the nation’s greatest enemy. “No-one need fear being taken from the deck of a ship by a giant… Read More ›

• Children To Be Taught Not To Bully Homophobes In Order To Create ‘Safe Schools’

  By theunozblog on 25/02/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  The Turnbull Government is putting the finishing touches on a nation-wide anti-bullying campaign that will teach students that it is not OK to bully homophobes. The initiative follows an exchange between Opposition leader Bill Shorten and Liberal Senator Cory Bernardi, which concluded… Read More ›

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