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• Morrison Promises Not To Introduce A Budget Surplus Without First Taking It To An Election

  By Nathan Lentern on 18/02/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Federal Treasurer Scott Morrison has sought to hose down speculation about a potential change to the budget bottom line by ruling out any changes to the current budgetary position without first taking it to an election.  In a 300 minute address… Read More ›

• Julie Bishop Condemns China Over Tim Cahill’s Sacking

  By theunozblog on 18/02/2016 • ( 1 )

  

  Australian foreign minister Julie Bishop has flown to Beijing today to condemn the Chinese Government over the sacking of Australia’s most beloved football* player Tim Cahill by his Chinese Club, Shanghai Shenua. A spokesperson for Minister Bishop spoke to The… Read More ›

• New Zealand Cricket Regretting Appointing Chris Cairns Bowling Coach

  By Nathan Lentern on 17/02/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  New Zealand Cricket has sacked former vice-captain Chris Cairns as Test bowling coach following Monday’s humiliating innings defeat to Australia. In a short press conference on Tuesday, Chief Executive Officer David White conceded that hiring the colourful former all-rounder in the… Read More ›

• “Psst Lyle Shelton’s Gay Pass It On”

  By theunozblog on 16/02/2016 • ( 3 )

  

  The latest rumour to do the rounds of the school yard is that Lyle Shelton, head of the Australian Christian Lobby, is gay. It was said that the rumour originated after Mr Shelton participated in a debate and gave his reason… Read More ›

• New Harry Potter Novel Offers More Diversity To Be Retconned In Years After Being Published

  By Matthew J. Farthing on 15/02/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Muggles everywhere exploded in sticky excitement after news that JK Rowling would be publishing a new Harry Potter novel broke yesterday. However, there was more good news for diversity buffs as Ms Rowling has since announced that the new novel… Read More ›

• Richard Dawkins’ Stroke Proves The Existence Of God

  By Matthew J. Farthing on 15/02/2016 • ( 8 )

  

  Richard Dawkins, famed biologist and infamous atheism advocate, has accidentally proven the existence of God after suffering a stroke on the eve of his tour of Australia and New Zealand. While it is unclear which monotheistic religions is correct, or… Read More ›

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