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• Turnbull Unveils Plan To Privatize CSIRO

  By Nathan Lentern on 10/02/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  The Turnbull government has responded to the backlash over cuts to the CSIRO by announcing a new plan to restore the funding through private investment. The Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull told the ABC on Tuesday that he had listened to… Read More ›

• Refugees To Hide From Authorities By Standing Next To Bill Shorten

  By Carlo Sands on 09/02/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  A refugee advocate today said plans to stop the federal government potentially sending 267 asylum seekers to Nauru included an “emergency contingency to keep them hidden from authorities by having them stand next to Bill Shorten wherever he goes”. The advocate told… Read More ›

• Tony Abbott Interested In Becoming UN Secretary General

  By Nathan Lentern on 09/02/2016 • ( 6 )

  

  Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has added his name to the list of Antipodean candidates vying to replace Ban Ki-moon as Secretary-General of the United Nations. The announcement comes following months of speculation about fellow former world leaders Kevin Rudd… Read More ›

• John Howard Breaks Into House To Update His Encyclopaedia Page

  By Carlo Sands on 08/02/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Police have charged former prime minister John Howard with several counts of breaking and entering after they apprehended the former Australian Prime Minister inside a Sydney family’s living room attempting to update his encyclopedia entry. “We received reports of an… Read More ›

• Australians Stunned To Learn Jarryd Hayne Not Playing In The Super Bowl

  By theunozblog on 08/02/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Australians were shocked to learn today that their favourite son Jarryd Hayne, who left the country to chase his dream in America, would not be playing in this year’s Super Bowl. David Johnson, an avid reader of The Daily Telegraph… Read More ›

• Alan Jones Threatens To Keep Broadcasting If People Don’t Stop Listening To Him

  By theunozblog on 05/02/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Radio broadcaster and failed former politician Alan Jones has issued a clear threat that he will continue to keep broadcasting if the general public don’t stop listening to him. This is the second threat Mr Jones has made in a week… Read More ›

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