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• Tainted Lettuce Blamed For Bill Shorten’s Plummeting Popularity

  By theunozblog on 05/02/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Tainted pre-packaged lettuce sold at Woolworths and Coles supermarkets has led to an outbreak of deadly salmonella poisoning amongst consumers. It is also being blamed for the potentially low polling figures of Opposition leader Bill Shorten. A spokesperson for Mr… Read More ›

• My Kitchen Rules Kitchens Condemned

  By theunozblog on 04/02/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  The Food Authority of NSW has condemned the kitchens used in My Kitchen Rules due to unhygienic kitchen practices, but a spokesperson for the Food Authority says that it’s not the infringements that is the worrying issue, as they are only serving the… Read More ›

• Hollingworth Says Sorry To Children Forced To Listen To Christian Guitar Players

  By theunaustralianblog on 04/02/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Dr Peter Hollingworth has apologised on behalf of the Anglican church to a generation of children who grew up forced to listen to acoustic guitar players singing cool soft rock gospel songs. Speaking to the Royal Commission into Born Again… Read More ›

• ‘Not Brain Surgery’ Now Redefined In Popular Idiom

  By theunozblog on 03/02/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  In their annual review of the changing use of American English, the American Heritage Dictionary group announced that the phrase “It’s not brain surgery” is to be redefined in new editions of their popular Dictionary of Contemporary American Idiom. The change is… Read More ›

• Men’s Rights Activist Threatens To Enter Australia Against Its Consent

  By Matthew J. Farthing on 03/02/2016 • ( 3 )

  

  A Men’s Rights Activist who has argued for the legalisation of rape has threatened to enter Australia despite the countries pleas begging the man to stop. Daryush ‘Roosh’ Valizadeh of ‘neo-masculinist’ group Return of Kings has posted on his blog… Read More ›

• West Wing Fans Appoint Themselves Experts On American Politics

  By Nathan Lentern on 03/02/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Poorly informed white collar workers right around the country have been treating their colleagues to their enormous insights into American politics gleaned from numerous West Wing marathons over the past decade. As the American Presidential Primaries finally kicked off yesterday… Read More ›

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