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• Federal Government Cancels Tony Abbott’s Visa

  By Nathan Lentern on 29/01/2016 • ( 6 )

  

  The Minister for Immigration Peter Dutton has cancelled the visa of former Prime Minister Tony Abbott ahead of Mr Abbott’s proposed trip to the United States. Mr Abbott is due to address the ultra-conservative Alliance Defending Freedom in keeping with his… Read More ›

• Lockout Laws To Be Expanded To Cover Pet Shops And RSPCA To Protect NRL Players

  By theunozblog on 28/01/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Sydney’s controversial lockout laws, which prevent entry to a licensed establishment after 1:30 am, will be expanded next week to include pet shops, the RSPCA and any residence that houses a canine. The change has been brought in to protect NRL players from… Read More ›

• Jacqui Lambie Pledges Allegiance To A Box Of Oats

  By theunozblog on 27/01/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Independent Tasmanian Senator Jacqui Lambie has posted a video on Youtube that sees her pledge allegiance to a box of oats as part of her Australia day celebrations. Speaking to The (un)Australian Senator Lambie explained the bizarre video, “Look I’m… Read More ›

• Eric Abetz Demands Malcolm Turnbull Appoint Tony Abbott Australian Of The Year

  By theunozblog on 25/01/2016 • ( 4 )

  

  Senator Eric Abetz, the Coalition’s closest link to the Third Reich has demanded Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull override the Australian Of The Year selection panel and appoint former Prime Minister Tony Abbott as Australian of the year. Speaking to The… Read More ›

• Lleyton Hewitt Retires Doing What He Does Best – Hurling Abuse At Tennis Officials

  By theunozblog on 22/01/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Former tennis brat and now somehow beloved elder statesman of Australian tennis, Lleyton Hewitt has ended his decorated career at the Australian Open after a loss in the second round to David Ferrer. Hewitt’s last match saw him doing what he… Read More ›

• Candidate Vowing To Make America Great Again Unable To Pin Down Date Of Original Greatness

  By theunaustralianblog on 22/01/2016 • ( 1 )

  

  Presidential candidate Donald Trump has vowed to make America great again, despite admitting that he has no idea which past era of greatness he might be referring to. “You know, like the 1940s when we won the war and dropped… Read More ›

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