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LNP Blocks Ian Macfarlane From Taking A Jump To The Left
The Liberal National Party Executive (LNP) has blocked Liberal backbencher Ian Macfarlane from taking a jump to the left at the LNP Christmas party. There was no word though on whether they allowed him to take a step to the… Read More ›
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Tony Abbott On Track To Do More Interviews As A Backbencher Than As Party Leader
Former Prime Minister and volunteer fire fighter Tony Abbott is attempting to give more broadcast interviews in his remaining time as a backbencher than he did during his five year stint as party leader. Since leaving office with a pledge… Read More ›
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Vegan Racist Appalled At Lack Of Appropriate Food Options At Cronulla BBQ
As the fallout continues over Saturday’s failed Cronulla riot 10 year anniversary BBQ, the latest person to condemn the event is 26-year-old self-confessed racist vegan patriot Sherman Redneck, who slammed the organisers for a lack of vegan options served at… Read More ›
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Bill Shorten Crashes Car Into Pie Shop On Way To Police Station
Opposition Leader Bill Shorten is in a critical condition in Melbourne’s Royal Prince Alfred Hospital after his car ploughed into the same Carlton North bakery he threatened to “put out of business” three years ago. Astonishingly, no customers were injured… Read More ›
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Tony Abbott Calls For A Royal Commission Into The Royal Commission
Former Prime Minister and on-line shopping enthusiast Tony Abbott has today given a speech in which he called for a Royal Commission into the Royal Commission into the response by institutions, including the Catholic Church, to child sexual abuse. Speaking… Read More ›
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Male Blogger Urges Feminists To Make Misogynists A Cup Of Tea
Prolific blogger, self-described feminist and Dr Who fan, Antony Whitecastle has penned a lengthy blog calling on feminists like himself to make misogynists a cup of tea rather than showering them with criticism. Talking to The (un)Australian, Mr Whitecastle explained… Read More ›
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Politics ›
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World ›
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Arts ›
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Chris Minns: 10 Iconic Buildings I’d Like To Turn Into A Pokies Den
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Pub Trivia Answer Secretly Changed
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State ›
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Parliament House Security Under Fire As Abbott Gets Within Knighting Distance Of The King
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King Charles Spends The Weekend Avoiding Tony Abbott
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Weird Dude Who Likes To Play Dress Ups Scores A Free Trip To Australia
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News ›
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Cat Really Hoping To Avoid Current Owner In Next Eight Lives
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