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• The (un)Australian’s Person Of The Year

  By theunozblog on 23/12/2015

  

    The (un)Australian‘s Person of the Year award is one of the most anticipated events of the year, with defamation lawyers everywhere waiting in anticipation. This year Team (un)Australian spent weeks/months/all year putting off putting together the list and have… Read More ›

• Stoner Sloth To Join Forces With Seth Rogan For Pineapple Express 2

  By Carlo Sands on 23/12/2015

  

  Fresh on the heels of his smash hit Internet comedy shorts for the NSW Government, it has been confirmed that Hollywood is calling for everyone’s favourite hilariously unmotivated mammal — with plans for Stoner Sloth to star alongside Seth Rogan in… Read More ›

• NASA On Verge Of Discovering Where The Moon Goes In The Daytime

  By theunozblog on 22/12/2015

  

  US space agency NASA is confident that within the next ten years they will have solved the problem of what happens to the Moon during the day. “It’s one of the enduring mysteries of the universe and pretty soon we’ll… Read More ›

• Wandering Band Of Horn Players Expect Heaps Of January Bookings After Bumper December

  By theunaustralianblog on 22/12/2015

  

  Strolling trombonist Matt Storch is bracing himself for a heavy workload in January after his band of wandering horn players were booked solidly all through December playing Christmas carols in shopping malls. “December was just unbelievable. We’ve never had so… Read More ›

• Star Wars Fans Lining Up To Be The First To Spoil The Plot For Everyone Else

  By theunozblog on 18/12/2015

  

  Star Wars fans of all ages, though mostly 25-to-45 year old males, have lined up overnight to be the first in the world to spoil the plot for everyone else. Andrew Saunders, a 35-year-old graphic designer from Guildford NSW who… Read More ›

• Carols By Candlelight To Omit All References To Israel From “The First Noel”

  By Nathan Lentern on 17/12/2015

  

  Vision Australia’s 2015 Carols By Candlelight will be performing an altered version of the Christmas classic “The First Noel” to exclude mentions of Israel. The move comes amid concerns that the chorus line “Born is the King of Israel” may… Read More ›

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