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• Authorities Ready To Move Against Oregon Militia ‘The Second They Convert to Islam’

  By Carlo Sands on 05/01/2016 • ( 1 )

  

  Denying they were not taking the seizure of a government building by 150 heavily armed militiamen in Oregon seriously, US authorities said today they were developing detailed plans for the decisive use of force against the Oregon occupiers “the very second it… Read More ›

• Combustible Russell Crowes Banned From Planes

  By theunaustralianblog on 05/01/2016

  

  The world’s airlines have banned Russell Crowes from their cargo holds after fears the highly flammable actor may catch fire due to faulty wiring inside his brain. “We just can’t take the risk that a Russell Crowe may burst into… Read More ›

• West Indies Selectors Proclaim Slump “Over” After Batting Out First Two Days Of Test

  By Nathan Lentern on 05/01/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  The Chairman of the West Indies Selection Committee Clive Lloyd has proclaimed the dawn of a second golden age of West Indies cricket after the side batted the first two days of the Sydney test to completion for a loss… Read More ›

• Jamie Briggs Bitterly Disappointed At Losing Ministry In Charge Of Partying Down

  By theunozblog on 04/01/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Former Government Minister and newly minted backbencher Jamie Briggs is bitterly disappointed over his recent demotion, as it means he is no longer the Government’s Minister for Partying Down —  the role he has fulfilled since the Liberals returned to… Read More ›

• 2nd Amendment Finally Achieves Purpose As Militia Takeover Wildlife Reserve

  By Matthew J. Farthing on 04/01/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  The 2nd Amendment of the United States Constitution has at long last achieved its purpose as a group of armed militiamen have occupied a federal wildlife reserve in Oregon. The group invaded the facility to protest the jailing of arsonists for… Read More ›

• Peter Dutton’s “Reply All” Button Removed As Safety Precaution

  By Nathan Lentern on 04/01/2016

  

  The Department of Prime Minister and Cabinet have instructed IT experts to remove the “reply all” button from all Immigration Minister Peter Dutton’s digital communication devices. The move comes as a safety precaution after Minister Dutton sent an SMS message… Read More ›

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