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• Chris Gayle Sues, Puts Hard Word On Fairfax Journalist

  By theunaustralianblog on 08/01/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Besieged big bash cricketer and ladies man Chris Gayle yesterday started legal action and put his best moves on a Fairfax journalist who wrote a story claiming the Jamaican batsman had exposed himself in a dressing room. “My story will… Read More ›

• Organisers Of Sydney’s NYE Party Also In Charge Of Organising Summer

  By theunozblog on 07/01/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  It has now been revealed that the organisers of the New Years Eve Above the Harbour event in Sydney are also in charge of organising this years summer. Organisers of the NYE party, Mothership Media, were left red faced when… Read More ›

• UN To Continue North Korea Sanctions, Denying The Country Hairdressers

  By theunozblog on 07/01/2016 • ( 0 )

  

    Following news this week that Kim Jong Un’s North Korea tested an hydrogen bomb, the United Nations has announced it will keep in place sanctions denying the country access to hairdressers. North Korea has long taunted the West with its flirtations… Read More ›

• Climate Scientists Resolve To Just Get Really Drunk From Now On

  By Carlo Sands on 07/01/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  The world’s climate scientists have responded to the release of a major new report by collectively resolving to spend the rest of their time, before global warming-induced eco-holocaust renders human civilisation unsustainable, getting really, really drunk. “We’ve just gotten sick… Read More ›

• A Current Affair Journalists To Be Placed On Long Term Forced Contraception

  By theunozblog on 06/01/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Journalists and producers from the Channel 9 show A Current Affair are to be forced to use long term contraception in an effort to stop them from breeding. A spokesperson from A Current Affair told The (un)Australian about the idea for the… Read More ›

• Jaime Briggs Gives Chris Gayle Tips To Improve ‘Game’

  By Matthew J. Farthing on 06/01/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Disgraced former minister Jamie Briggs has offered Melbourne Renegades cricketer Chris Gayle a few pointers to help the sports star ‘pick-up’ the ladies. Mr Gayle has recently generated controversy from the ‘internet outrage machine’ by hitting on a commentator Mel McLaughlin during… Read More ›

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