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• Andrew Bolt Condemns The ABC For Employing Questionable Characters Like Himself

  By theunozblog on 09/12/2015

  

  Herald Sun columnist and the most read blogger to ever appear before the courts Andrew Bolt, has today condemned the ABC for employing questionable characters, after it was announced that Bolt himself would be filming a documentary for the network. At… Read More ›

• Sherbert’s ‘Howzat’ Referred To Third Umpire

  By theunozblog on 08/12/2015

  

  Australian band Sherbert’s 1976 appeal for a catch has been sent to the third umpire after on field officials could not decide if the batsmen was guilty of messing about. “Please check hotspot to for any evidence that the striker… Read More ›

• Alan Jones Calls For Boots On The Ground In Parramatta Stadium

  By theunozblog on 04/12/2015

  

  Radio broadcaster and failed NRL coach Alan Jones called for Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull to enlist the Australian Army in a “boots on the ground” invasion to secure Parramatta (Pirtek) stadium. The veteran broadcaster made the call for military intervention… Read More ›

• Tourism NSW Launches Campaign To Attract Visiting Muggers To Sydney’s Laneways

  By theunaustralianblog on 04/12/2015

  

  Tourism NSW has launched an advertising campaign aimed at attracting more interstate muggers to holiday in Sydney and make use of its dark and dingy laneways. “Sydney’s laneways offer secluded places to lurk and prey upon unsuspecting passersby,” said tourist… Read More ›

• Paedophile Upset That Taylor Swift’s Audience Is Mostly Clickbait Journalists

  By Matthew J. Farthing on 03/12/2015

  

  Taylor Swift’s 1989 World Tour; an agglomeration of bright lights, songs about boys and self-empowerment, and thousands of screaming fans. It should have been a spectacle capable of making even the most hardened of cynics “shake it off”. But for… Read More ›

• Reserve Bank Board Doesn’t Turn Up To Work For Seventh Month Without Anyone Noticing

  By Nathan Lentern on 02/12/2015

  

  The Board of the Reserve Bank of Australia have left interest rates on hold for the seventh month in a row, owing to a wager between board members over how long they can get away with not turning up to… Read More ›

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