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• Re-Animated Corpse Of Tony Abbott Spotted Prowling Corridors Of Parliament House

  By theunaustralianblog on 02/12/2015

  

  A team of professional zombie hunters has been hired to stand guard over parliament house in Canberra after several eyewitnesses reported sighting the decaying corpse of former PM Tony Abbott shuffling around the building. “I was scrubbing dried up spit… Read More ›

• Justin Trudeau Freaked Out Over Malcolm Turnbull Liking All His Facebook Pictures

  By theunozblog on 01/12/2015

  

  Canadian Prime Minister and star of Instagram Justin Trudeau has asked his country’s ambassador to Australia to convey to the Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull that he is a little freaked out over Mr Turnbull liking all of his photos on… Read More ›

• Athlete Easily Does It Without The Fans

  By Nathan Lentern on 01/12/2015

  

  The sporting community is in chaos after an athlete refuted every victorious post-match press conference ever given by crediting his victory to his own hard work and application rather than professing that he couldn’t have done it without his fans…. Read More ›

• Peter Dutton’s Mum Calls On The Other Kids In Parliament To Play With Her Son

  By theunozblog on 30/11/2015

  

  Minister for Immigration and Border Protection Peter Dutton’s mum has today taken aside all members of the government and scolded them for not including her son in their games. Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull was singled out over his refusal to… Read More ›

• Fan Demands Selectors Pick Sheffield Shield Cricketers He’s Never Seen Play

  By theunaustralianblog on 30/11/2015

  

  An Australian cricket fan is stridently demanding that the selectors drop Shaun Marsh, Mitch Marsh and Peter Siddle from the test team and replace them with a bunch of interstate cricketers he only knows about from the scores he’s seen… Read More ›

• Rugby League Commentator Calls On UFC Stars To Treat Women Better Like League Players Do

  By theunozblog on 27/11/2015

  

  Rugby league commentator and host of the award winning radio show Footy, Footy, Footy, Dogs and Footy, Woody Rothstream has today called on the stars of the Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) to be better human beings and to try modelling… Read More ›

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