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Parliamentary Question Time To Answer Children’s Letters To Santa

By theunozblog on 26/11/2015

Following on from the successful introduction of constituency question time, federal parliament has announced that it will also start answering children’s letters to Santa Claus. The Government’s Leader of the House Christopher Pyne spoke to The (un)Australian about the new initiative,… Read More ›
Future Labor Government Could Double The Amount Of Whining Over The Price Of Cigarettes

By Matthew J. Farthing on 25/11/2015

The price of cigarettes will double by 2020 if Labor wins the election, under a new plan to alienate teenagers and French nihilists. Almost 2.5 million Australians enjoy a cigarette daily and the implementation of this policy is set to… Read More ›
Donald Trump To Build Wall Around Syria

By Nathan Lentern on 25/11/2015

US presidential hopeful Donald Trump has unveiled a plan to stem the flow of refugees fleeing the Middle East by “building a wall” around Syria. As Republican candidates attempt to outmuscle one another on immigration, Trump announced his new plan… Read More ›
No Bullshit Jogger Running On Spot At Traffic Lights

By Carlo Sands on 23/11/2015

That jogger currently running on the spot while waiting for the little green man to appear at the traffic lights is dead set serious about getting his exercise in, reports a passing motorist. “Now there’s a man who understands the… Read More ›
Quinoa Officially Pronounced Wan-Ker

By theunozblog on 23/11/2015

The Worldwide Association for Proper and Correct Pronunciation has today issued a press release clarifying that the ‘super food’ quinoa should be pronounced as ‘wan-ker’, as the q is silent. The press release has come as a bit of a… Read More ›
Shane Watson Anoints Shaun Marsh As His Heir Apparent

By theunozblog on 19/11/2015

Former Australian Test all-rounder and barely walking pulled muscle Shane Watson has today anointed Western Australian journeyman batsman, Shaun Marsh as his heir apparent in the Australian cricket team. The praise from Watson came after news of Marsh’s selection to replace injured… Read More ›