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• Forced Council Amalgamations To Make Corruption Much More Efficient

  By theunaustralianblog on 19/11/2015

  

  The NSW government reports that the forced mergers of local councils will considerably streamline the process of corruption leading to massive savings for dodgy property developers and crooked service providers. “At the moment shifty apartment builders need to bribe 193… Read More ›

• Australia To Declare War Against San Francisco Over Jarryd Hayne

  By theunozblog on 18/11/2015

  

  The Prime Minister of Australia Malcolm Turnbull has met with American President Barack Obama at the G20 to declare his country’s intentions to declare war against the Californian city of San Francisco over their snubbing of star athlete Jarryd Hayne…. Read More ›

• ISIS Terror The Reason We Can’t Help Victims Of ISIS Terror, World’s Racists Say

  By Carlo Sands on 18/11/2015

  

  The clear response to the terror attacks claimed by ISIS in Paris that killed at least 129 people, the world’s racists said in a statement today, is for the West to stop helping the victims of ISIS terror. The World… Read More ›

• Australian Cricket At Crisis Point With Only Two Mitchs Available  

  By theunozblog on 17/11/2015

  

  The Australian cricket team is in crisis today after the decision of Mitch Johnson to retire. Johnson’s decision to retire seemingly came out of nowhere, leaving the team short of a fast bowler and as well as a Mitch, with… Read More ›

• Australia Tipped To Run Out Of Celebrities By The Year 2023

  By theunozblog on 17/11/2015

  

  TV Channel’s 7, 9 and 10 have conveyed an emergency summit as figures released by the Australian Bureau of Statistics (ABS) today have revealed that Australia is tipped to run out of celebrities by the year 2023. A spokesperson from… Read More ›

• Friends Condemn Paris Grief Double-Standard Shortly After Learning It Exists

  By Matthew J. Farthing on 16/11/2015

  

  Friends across the country have helpfully denounced your hypocritical outpouring of grief in wake of the recent Paris attacks whilst ignoring the earlier tragedy in Lebanon, mere seconds after learning such a double-standard existed. Rebeca Levinson, a friend of a… Read More ›

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