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• Leyonhjelm Arrested After Letting Off Flare In Parliament

  By theunaustralianblog on 05/11/2015

  

  Police have promised to treat David Leyonhjelm no differently than any other Western Sydney Wanderers fan after the Liberal Democrat senator was arrested for setting off a flare during Question Time. “Despite antagonising some sections of the force by suggesting… Read More ›

• Deceased Mother Wishes Son Would Seance More Often

  By theunozblog on 04/11/2015

  

  The restless spirit of a deceased Brisbane mother reports from the other side that it would be nice if her son conducted more seances and kept in touch a bit more often. “He doesn’t need to hold a seance every… Read More ›

• Public Holiday In Honour Of Pokie Machines To Launch Next Year

  By theunozblog on 04/11/2015

  

  Australia will gain a new public holiday next year to be held in early March, in honour of the humble pokie machine. Every citizen will be encouraged to spend a dollar or a pay cheque in support of the machine…. Read More ›

• Western Society To Ignore Rich Musical Heritage and Spend Next Two Months Playing Nothing But Christmas Carols

  By theunaustralianblog on 03/11/2015

  

  Western Society has confirmed that once again it intends to chuck centuries of musical accomplishment out the window and spend the next two months assaulting the world with nothing but freaking Christmas carols. “If you go out anywhere in a… Read More ›

• Good News Story Of The Week: Australians Expected To Gamble More Than Ever On The Melbourne Cup

  By Matthew J. Farthing on 03/11/2015

  

  Has the endless news stories about ISIS in the middle east and the current refugee crisis got you thinking too much about people who aren’t you? Finally, there’s some good news to report. According to representatives from some of Australia’s… Read More ›

• Australian Sports Journalists’ Jobs At Risk As Jarryd Hayne Fired From NFL

  By Matthew J. Farthing on 02/11/2015

  

  Experts have warned of future down-sizing in Australia’s once booming sports journalism industry after early reports from the United States indicate that former Rugby star Jarryd Hayne has been let go from the San Francisco 49ers. Many credit the current… Read More ›

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