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• Australia’s All Blacks Win Rugby World Cup Final

  By theunozblog on 02/11/2015

  

  Australians everywhere are celebrating the win of the Australian rugby team the All Blacks in Twickenham early Sunday morning. “It’s so great that we beat the other team.” Said Sydneysider James Jackson. “Once again we Aussies are the world champions!… Read More ›

• New Law To Ban Public Servants From Saying ‘Thank God It’s Friday’

  By Carlo Sands on 30/10/2015

  

  Under a new law being proposed by federal employment minister Michaelia Cash, all public servants will be banned from uttering the phrase “Thank God It’s Friday” in a bid to change what Cash described as “an outdated work place culture”. In… Read More ›

• Unbreakable James Reyne Codes Helped ASIO Win The Cold War

  By theunozblog on 30/10/2015

  

  Recently declassified ASIO documents have revealed that James Reynes were used to transmit sensitive top secret data that could not be broken by Soviet spy agencies. “Every song that James Reyne sang actually contained coded information that could only be… Read More ›

• Greenpeace Push Stranded Bluebottles Back Into Ocean

  By theunozblog on 29/10/2015

  

  A sore and exhausted band of Greenpeace volunteers have successfully pushed a pod of bluebottles back into the Pacific Ocean after they stranded themselves on North Cronulla beach. “My hands are all stingy and my back is stuffed from bending… Read More ›

• ‘Labor Will Win On Its Policies’ — New Bill Shorten Zinger Hailed As ‘Best One Yet’

  By Carlo Sands on 28/10/2015

  

  Labor leader Bill Shorten has done it again. The Opposition leader has brushed aside new poor poll results with one his famous one-line “zingers”, insisting “Labor can win on the next election its policies”. A Labor insider told The (un)Australian… Read More ›

• Former PM Tony Abbott Spotted Turning Back Boats Off England’s Coast Line

  By Matthew J. Farthing on 28/10/2015

  

  Tony Abbott has been spotted turning back boats off the coast of Southend-on-Sea late Tuesday night, following reports that he had disappeared into the Thames River. Australia’s former Prime Minister is currently in the UK in order to deliver the… Read More ›

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