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• Two Pigs Dressed As A Doctor The Source Of Bacon Cancer Study

  By theunaustralianblog on 28/10/2015

  

  The World Health Organisation has retracted a study that revealed a connection between bowel cancer and bacon after an alert staff member discovered that the doctor presenting the results was actually two pigs dressed up in a long white lab… Read More ›

• Construction Of Alien Mega-Structure Causing Massive Delays in Hyperspace

  By theunaustralianblog on 27/10/2015

  

  Frustrated space ship captains are experiencing gridlock in hyperspace as construction of the mega-structure around the star KIC 8462852 forces closure of major intergalactic roads. “It usually takes me about 12 parsecs to do the Kessel Run but I reckon… Read More ›

• Barnaby Joyce Challenges The World Health Organisation To A Punch Up After School

  By theunozblog on 27/10/2015

  

  Minister for Agriculture and Water Resources Barnaby Joyce has challenged the World Health Organisation (WHO) to meet him after school in the playground for a punch up after the UN body made disparaging remarks about red meat. Mr Joyce visibly… Read More ›

• Archaeologists Baffled By Purpose Of Squash Courts

  By theunozblog on 26/10/2015

  

  Archaeologists admit they still do not know who built the vast and mysterious abandoned ruins known as “squash courts” that can be found all over suburban Sydney. “We believe they were constructed by an ancient civilisation that flourished in the… Read More ›

• Bill Shorten Tipped To Knife Himself After Disastrous Polling

  By theunozblog on 26/10/2015

  

  Opposition leader Bill Shorten, a man who lists the musical Sweeney Todd as his greatest inspiration, is rumoured to be pondering the idea of knifing himself as leader of the Australian Labor Party (ALP) and replacing himself, bizarrely, with himself…. Read More ›

• Hockey Departure Allows Australia’s Uncles To Reclaim The Word ‘Avuncular’

  By theunaustralianblog on 23/10/2015

  

  Australia’s uncles are today celebrating regaining stewardship of the word “avuncular” following the resignation from parliament of former treasurer Joe Hockey. “Ever since John Howard described Joe Hockey as ‘avuncular’ I’ve always felt my role as an uncle has been… Read More ›

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