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• Indonesia Protests Pistol And Boo Death Sentence

  By theunaustralianblog on 15/05/2015

  

  President Joko Widodo of Indonesia has called for Australia to stay the execution of Pistol and Boo, two dogs illegally smuggled into Australia by Hollywood A lister and international dog smuggler Johnny Depp. In a statement heard by The unAustralian yesterday… Read More ›

• Next Mad Max Film To Be Filmed Entirely On Sydney’s Peak Hour Roads

  By theunaustralianblog on 14/05/2015

  

  After the overwhelming success of a promotion adjacent Sydney Harbour yesterday morning, Mad Max: Fury Road director George Miller has announced the next sequel will be shot entirely on every motorway during 6-9 am and 3-7 pm through 2016 in… Read More ›

• ‘Tony’s Tradies’ To Lead Budget Repair, Available Now For Bachelorette Parties, Special Events

  By theunozblog on 14/05/2015

  

  After delivering a second consecutive deficit in its May 12 budget, the Abbott government is banking on “Tony’s Tradies” to stimulate a lagging economy. Coining the phrase in an exclusive post-budget interview with The (Un)Australian, Prime Minister Tony Abbott plugged “Tony Tradies” as his government’s… Read More ›

• Bjorn Lomborg Moves Think Tank To Mountain Top, Just In Case

  By theunaustralianblog on 14/05/2015

  

  Danish economist Bjorn Lomborg has announced that the Australian arm of his Copenhagen Consensus Centre will be relocated to the University of Thredbo, Australia’s highest at 2000 metres above sea level, on the off chance that his theories on climate… Read More ›

• Australian Surgeons Perform World’s First Halal Certified Heart Transplant

  By theunaustralianblog on 14/05/2015

  

  A team of surgeons at the Royal Children’s Hospital in Melbourne have successfully completed the world’s first halal certified heart transplant. This procedure has traditionally been too difficult perform, as to certify any heart halal, the donor must have been… Read More ›

• Budget 2015: Young Unemployed Only Forced Into Four Weeks Of Prostitution

  By theunaustralianblog on 13/05/2015

  

  The federal government announced last night that young people who lose their jobs will only be forced into prostitution for four weeks before they are eligible for unemployment benefits, instead of six months as expected. Speaking off the record, spokesperson for the treasurer,… Read More ›

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