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Labor Caucus In Disarray Over Release Of Actual Policy
With the country gripped by unprecedented excitement over Treasurer Joe Hockey’s second budget, evidence has emerged that Labor’s recent, uncharacteristic announcement of detailed policy was an error that has sown discord within the party leadership. When shadow treasurer Chris Bowen… Read More ›
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Budget 2015: Peter Costello Returns As Federal Treasurer – Country Now To Be Run By Abbott And Costello
Joe Hockey has been sacked as the Federal Treasurer, effective immediately. The decision follows growing discontent from Prime Minister Tony Abbott, Peta Credlin and the joint Coalition party room over Mr Hockey’s failure balance the budget. Several back benches were also… Read More ›
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The (un)Australian’s Guide To How The 2015 Budget Will Affect Your Ugly Family
Everyone knows the budget is the most important federal document to ever be entrusted in Joe Hockey’s meaty paw. Class warfare is a zero sum game and the budget determines whether you arm yourself for revolution or tell a bunch… Read More ›
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Peter Costello Declares: ‘I Could Have Been Queen Of England!’
Former treasurer and serial smirker Peter Costello has told The (un)Australian in a soon to be published interview piece, that, had circumstances been different, he would have been declared the Queen of England. He also spent a lot of time talking… Read More ›
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Joe Hockey Puts Scott Morrison In Budget Lock Up
The federal Treasurer Joe Hockey is rejecting claims that he has put Social Security Minister Scott Morrison in pre-budget lock up ahead of tonight’s federal budget. The move comes amid calls for Morrison to replace Hockey as treasurer following a… Read More ›
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Breaking: Joe Hockey Spends Budget Savings On Magic Beans
A cabinet leak from today’s federal budget has revealed that Treasurer Joe Hockey has already invested seven billion dollars worth of projected budget savings on six magic beans that he got from an old man* that he met while walking to the… Read More ›
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Politics ›
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Sport ›
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World ›
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Arts ›
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Pub Trivia Answer Secretly Changed
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State ›
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Parliament House Security Under Fire As Abbott Gets Within Knighting Distance Of The King
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King Charles Spends The Weekend Avoiding Tony Abbott
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Weird Dude Who Likes To Play Dress Ups Scores A Free Trip To Australia
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News ›
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Cat Really Hoping To Avoid Current Owner In Next Eight Lives
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