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Vladimir Putin Marries Pippa Middleton
In what is being seen as a very clever diplomatic move, Russian strongman and old-fashioned love machine Vladimir Putin has today wed Pippa Middleton in a glittering ceremony at the Kremlin. The (un)Australian today spoke with Professor Rhys-Rhys McStephens… Read More ›
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Ed Miliband’s Mother Brings Up How Well David’s Doing Over Lunch
Marion Kozak, human rights campaigner and mother of David and Ed Miliband, has made several casual comments about how well David is doing over lunch with Ed. “Davey’s organisation is doing such wonderful work in the Congo,” Ms Kozak opined… Read More ›
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UN Defends Itself Against Accusations Of World Conspiracy By Pointing To ‘Long History Of Ineffectiveness’
The United Nations has hit back at Tony Abbott’s business adviser Maurice Newman’s claims that global warming is a UN-lead conspiracy to usher in a new world order, pointing out how their structural impotence prevents them from effecting any legitimate change. “The United… Read More ›
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Canberrans Furious That ABC Documentary ‘Parliamentary Question Time’ Portrays Them As Idiots
The mayor of Canberra has lashed out at the ABC for showing the fly on the wall documentary series Parliamentary Question Time, saying the show unfairly focuses on the worst residents of the city. “Canberra is a city full of… Read More ›
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Bidding War Erupts As Horse That Bucked Tracy Grimshaw Signs With Max Markson
Celebrity agent Max Markson, whose client list reads like a who’s who of fifteen-minutes-of-famers, has just signed exclusive representation rights for the horse who bucked Channel 9 host Tracy Grimshaw, adding him to his illustrious stable (pun intended). Already Channels… Read More ›
Featured Categories
Politics ›
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One Nation Calls For A Ban On Writer’s Festivals As They Discriminate Against Their Voters
13/01/2026
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One Nation Surges In Popularity With 9 Out Of 10 Adulterers Now On Board
12/01/2026
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Frydenberg Defends Handing Out How To Vote Flyers At Memorial Services
09/01/2026
Sport ›
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The UnOZ’s Melbourne Cup Sweep
04/11/2025
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Obscure AFL Player Yet To Play 6 Games Trends On X As AFL Trade Week Begins
08/10/2025
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NRL Struggles To Find Act To Replace Teddy Swims, Shocked to Learn Slim Dusty Is Dead
03/10/2025
World ›
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Epstein Files Revealed To Be Nothing More Than A List Of Countries To Invade
06/01/2026
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Trick Or Treaters Warned That Wearing Orange Face Is Culturally Insensitive
31/10/2025
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Trump Tells The UN ”My Office Is Always A Balmy 70 Degrees, There’s No Climate Change.”
24/09/2025
Arts ›
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Chris Minns: 10 Iconic Buildings I’d Like To Turn Into A Pokies Den
05/08/2025
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Music Fans In Uproar As ‘Bound For Botany Bay’ Wins Hottest 100 Of 1788
30/01/2025
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Pub Trivia Answer Secretly Changed
04/06/2024
State ›
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Parliament House Security Under Fire As Abbott Gets Within Knighting Distance Of The King
22/10/2024
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King Charles Spends The Weekend Avoiding Tony Abbott
21/10/2024
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Weird Dude Who Likes To Play Dress Ups Scores A Free Trip To Australia
18/10/2024
News ›
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Cat Really Hoping To Avoid Current Owner In Next Eight Lives
04/12/2025
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Dan Andrews Forced To Flee To China To Escape News Corp Obsessives
05/09/2025
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Richard Marles Negotiates Tariff Exemption For Australian Made Couches With US VP JD Vance
27/08/2025
