The (un)Australian

Recent Posts - page 81

• Youth Asked To Say I Consent During The Coronation In Honour Of Prince Andrew

  By theunozblog on 01/05/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  Buckingham palace has put out an edict that during the weekend’s coronation ceremony as well as pledging allegiance to the King, the youth of the commonwealth will be asked to say, ”I consent” in honour of Prince Andrew. ”Bit of… Read More ›

• Dutton Claims Chernobyl’s Thriving Tourism Business Proof Australia Needs A Nuclear Industry

  By theunozblog on 27/04/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Opposition leader, the Dark Lord Peter Dutton, has called on Australia to go nuclear in order to boost the tourism industry, after hearing the news that the Chernobyl nuclear site was seeing a boom in tourism. ”Anthony Albanese needs… Read More ›

• Sussan Ley Says She Would Vote For The Voice If There Was A Yess Option

  By theunozblog on 26/04/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  Peter Dutton’s number two, Sussan Ley, has called on the Albanese Government to allow a third option for the upcoming Voice referendum so voter’s can vote yess. ”Why should the Australian public be forced to choose between yes and no… Read More ›

• MCG Ready To Honour Anzacs With 58 Seconds Of Silence And Cry Of “Carn The Pies”

  By theunaustralianblog on 25/04/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  A Collingwood fan is greatly honoured to have been chosen to perform the traditional cry of “carn the pies” at the 58 second mark of the minute’s silence during today’s Anzac Day match at the MCG. “This is a very… Read More ›

• Nation’s Employees Practice Their Best Sick Voice For Morning Call To Boss

  By theunozblog on 24/04/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  With the Anzac Day public holiday scheduled for Tuesday, Australian employees who forgot to book in Monday as a day off have spent the weekend working on their best sick voice in preparation for their morning call to the boss…. Read More ›

• Taylor Asks Why We Rely On A Reserve Bank For Rates And Not A Playing Bank

  By theunozblog on 21/04/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  The Opposition’s shadow Treasurer Angus Taylor (yep, him) has called on the Government to explain why the country relies on a Reserve bank instead of an actual playing bank. ”It’s high time Treasurer Jim Chalmers explained to the Australian people… Read More ›

• ‹ Older Entries
• Newer Entries ›